V/A - A Very Scare Solstice (2003)

Band: H. P. Lovecraft Historical Society

Album: A Very Scare Solstice

Year: 2003

Genre: Christmas carols, parody

Country: USA

Track List:

1. Have Yourself a Scary Little Solstice
2. Freddy the Red Brained Mi-Go
3. The Great Old Ones Are Coming To Town
4. The Carol of the Old Ones
5. Silent Night, Blasphemous Night
6. Awake Ye Scary Great Old Ones
7. Mi-Go We Have Heard on High
8. The Shoggoth Song
9. It's the Most Horrible Time of the Year
10. Es Y'Golonac
11. Away in a Madhouse
12. It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Fishmen
13. I Saw Mommy Kissing Yog-Sothoth
14. Oh Come All Ye Old Ones
15. I'm Dreaming of a Dead City
16. Dance the Cultists
17. He'll Be Back for Solstice
18. Mythos of a King
19. Here Comes Yog-Sothoth
20. Little Rare Book Room
21. Demon Sultan Azathoth
22. Tentacles
23. Do You Fear What I Fear?
24. Cthulhu Lives!
25. Oh Cthulhu

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Screams from Equestria - The Hole's in the Sky (2013)

Band: Screams from Equestria

Album: The Hole's in the Sky

Year: 2013

Genre: Deathcore/Melodic Death Metal

Country: Ireland

Track List:

1.  The Hole's in the Sky
2. Trixie's Punishment
3. Lyra's Secret
4. Octavia's Classical Fear
5. Death from the Hole's in the Sky

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"Lyrical themes: My Little Pony, Human Extinction, Death, Punishment"

Sadist - The Shadow Of The Swastika (2015)

Band: Sadist

Album: The Shadow Of The Swastika

Year: 2015

Genre: Noise Punk

Country: USA

Track List:

1. T.S.O.T.S.
2. Minotaur's Maze 
3. Mask

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No, this Sadist isn't the well-known progressive death metal band from Italy (which released a new album just recently, BTW). This is really weird stuff from Boston which is based in post-punk but with extremely thick, heavy and noisy sound. Lots of various effects employed.

Injustrial - Lo-Fi Is Magic (2014)

Band: Injustrial

Album: Lo-Fi Is Magic

Year: 2014

Genre: Brony Dark Electro

Country: Norway

Track List:

1.  Stand Your Ground
2. The Day We Die
3. Shed.MP3
4. The Devil in Me
5. Watch in Awe
6. Obey
7. Resist Refuse Rebel Arise
8. Nightmare Night
9. This Ain't Injustrial - The OC Song AKA Why is This Dial Named Delay?
10. This Ain't Injustrial - Dyslexia

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Not bad, but... My Little Pony & dark electro? Lol.

Suigintou SS - Devastation For Suigintou (2008)

Band: Suigintou SS

Album: Devastation For Suigintou

Year: 2008

Genre: Rozen Maiden Black Metal

Country: USA

Track List:

1. Souls for Megu's Rebirth (Chapter I)
2. World of Mirrors (Chapter I)
3. Crushing Shinku (Chapter II)
4. Devastation For Suigintou (Chapter II)
5. The Ritual (Chapter III)
6. Doll Covered in Guts (Chapter III)
7. World of Junk (Chapter III)

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Godspeed You! Black Emperor - All Lights Fucked on the Hairy Amp Drooling (1994)

Band: Godspeed You! Black Emperor

Album: All Lights Fucked on the Hairy Amp Drooling

Year: 1994

Genre: Post-Rock

Country: Canada

Track List:

1. Drifting Intro Open
2. Shot Thru Tubes
3. Three Three Three
4. When All the Furnaces Exploded
5. Beep
6. Hush
7. Son of a Diplomat, Daughter of a Politician
8. Glencairn 14
9. $13.13
10. Loose the Idiot Dogs
11. Diminishing Shine
12. Random Luvly Moncton Blue(s)
13. Dadmomdaddy
14. 333 Frames Per Second
15. Revisionist Alternatif Wounds to the Hair-cut Hit Head
16. Ditty for Moya
17. Buried Ton
18. And the Hairy Guts Shine
19. Hoarding
20. Deterior 23
21. All Angels Gone
22. Deterior 17
23. Deterior Three
24. Devil's in the Church
25. No Job
26. Dress Like Shit
27. Perfumed Pink Corpses from the Lips of Ms. Céline Dion

Is it fake? Almost certainly, as Efrim Menuck himself said there was a lot of vocals on that mysterious cassette. He also mentioned it sounded nothing at all like current GY!BE. Anyway, happy April Fools' Day!

Shitfun - Diarrhoea Blessings!! (2001)

Band: Shitfun

Album: Diarrhoea Blessings!!

Year: 2001

Genre: Shitcore, Happy Grindcore

Country: Belarus

Track List:

1. The Blackest Guy Ever
2. Holy Defecator
3. 70 Slaughtered Whores
4. Donald Duck's Funeral
5. Cunt Attack
6. The Desperate Scream Of The Vermin Awaken From The Nightmare, Seen In The Anal Tract Of Half-Decomposed Cadaver In The State Lincoln Cemetary
7. Necroclitoral Spermoclimax Zombie
8. Repugnant Penetration
9. Kurt Cobain's Merry Resurrection
10. Mongolian Asses Mutilator (Evpaty Kolovrat)
11. Maggots Paradise
12. Computer Malfunction
13. Final Flatus (Deathly Fart, Dead Smart)

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Believe me or not, but those Belarusian coprophiliacs actually played very good grindcore (if the words "good" and "grindcore" can be used together). 100% fun, 100% politically incorrect!

Impaled Northern Moonforest - s/t (2000)

Band: Impaled Northern Moonforest

Album: self-titled

Year: 2000

Genre: Acoustic Black Metal/Grindcore

Country: USA

Track List:

1. Grim And Frostbitten Moongoats Of The North
2. Forlorned Invocations Of Blasphemous Congregations Of Lusting Goat Sodomizing Sathanis
3. Gazing At The Blasphemous Moon While Perched Atop A Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Forsaken Crest Of The Northern Mountain
4. Bloodlustfully Praising Satan's Unholy Allmightyness In The Woods At Midnight
5. Nocturnal Cauldrons Aflame Amidst The Northern Hellwitch's Perpetual Blasphemy
6. Transfixing The Forbidden Blasphemous Incantation Of The Conjering Wintergoat
7. Masterbating On The Unholy Inverted Tracks Of The Grim & Frostbitten Necrobobsledders
8. Awaiting The Blasphemous Abomination Of The Necroyeti While Sailing On The Northernmost Fjord Of Xzfqiiizmtsath     
9. Lustfully Worshiping The Inverted Moongoat While Skiing Down The Inverted Necromountain Of Necrodeathmortem     
10. Awaiting The Frozen Blasphemy Of The Necroyeti's Lusting Necrobation Upon The Altar Of Voxrfszzzisnzfth
11.  Summoning The Unholy Frozen Winterdemons To The Grimmest And Most Frostbitten Inverted Forest Of Abazagorath
12. Entranced By The Northern Impaled Necrowizard's Blasphemous Incantation Amidst The Agonizing Abomination Of The Lusting Necrocorpse
13. Grim And Frostbitten Gay Bar

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Bodhisatva - Overcoming the Sansara (2006)

Band: Бодхисатва

Album: Преодоление Сансары

Year: 2006

Genre: Buddhist NSBM, Ambient, "what is this I don't even"

Country: Russia

Track List:

1. Бодхисатва
2. Арьяварта
3. Родовые Корни
4. Чертог Ямы-Вия
5. В Вечном Пути По Тропам Сырым
6. За Советом
7. Средневековая Чума
8. Карма
9. Великославие

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Jewicide - Prizm Of Hate (2002)

Band: Jewicide

Album: Prizm Of Hate

Year: 2002

Genre: NSBM, Raw Black Metal, Noise

Country: USA

Track List:

1.  Intro
2. Prizm Of Hate
3. Nightfury
4. A Sea Of Fire Swallowed Thy Kingdom Of Zion
5. N.O.S. (Nationalist Order Of Satan)
6. Instrumental
7. Total Destruction & Complete Anihilation
8. Everlasting Torment
9. Empire Of Glory
10. Satanic Attack!
11. Jewicide

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Honestly, the only cool thing about this album is its 80s-style cover... Everything else is just awful

Tank Genocide - Heavy Trash Black Metal (2012)

Band: Tank Genocide

Album: Heavy Trash Black Metal

Year: 2012

Genre: NSBM, Raw Black Metal, Noise

Country: France

Track List:

1. We Were Proud Soldiers, Fighters For Our Brothers 
2. I Laugh At Your Threats
3. Desolation
4. I Hate You
5. Heavy Trash Black Metal
6. Fuck Off
7. Glass Too
8. I Like The Bitches

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Another very prolific yet one of the most ridiculous French BM/NSBM projects. And yes, it's "trash" metal rather than "thrash".

Zarach 'Baal' Tharagh - demo 01 (2000)

Band: Zarach 'Baal' Tharagh

Album: demo 01

Year: 2000

Genre: Raw Black Metal

Country: France

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 First demo from one of the worst yet most prolific black metal projects. 2 untitled tracks.

Semargl - Satanic Pop Metal (2012)

Band: Semargl

Album: Satanic Pop Metal

Year: 2012

Genre: Electronic Glam Metal

Country: Ukraine

Track List:

1. I Hunger (3:24)
2. Sweet Suicide (3:24)
3. Drag Me to Hell (3:31)
4. God Is Not Love (3:29)
5. Tak, Kurwa (3:53)
6. Suck My Dick (2:47)
7. Labyrinth (3:22)
8. Join in Fire (2:43)
9. I Hate You (3:26)
10. Opium (4:01)
11. Anti I Am (3:13)
12. Loneliness (4:03)
13. Redire (2:47)

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"This band is the biggest music related trollface in existence..."

Virtual Mosque - Green Screen Of Jihad (2013)

Band: Virtual Mosque

Album: Зелёный Экран Джихада

Year: 2013

Genre: Noise

Country: Russia

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AKA Noise Jihad. 5 untitled tracks.

V/A - The Greatest Shits Vol.1 (2014)

Band: Various Artists

Album: The Greatest Shits Vol.1

Year: 2014

Genre: Noise, Punk, Horror Rap, very bad music

Country: Russia, Ukraine, Lithuania et al.

Track List:

1. Penis Canina - Lebenden Toten (0:31)
2. Пердящие Валенки - Fucking Piece Of Shit (4:03)
3. MizoDepra - Остановите Меня (5:16)
4. Dark Fury - Зверинец (п.у. Dim Kot) (3:13)
5. Higanbana - Animal Desires (5:27)
6. лесная пасха - винт (1:35)
7. Noise Jihad - 400g TNT In School Bus (0:47)
8. Gay Paganist 88 - If You're Gay - Sieg Heil (1:51)
9.  Bytawyje Atxody - Forever Alone (feat. Julenka) (4:48)
10. Diode Bridge - Part 1 (4:12)
11. VAGINAL ASS - ANAL DANTIST (1:08)
12. Cyanide Bastard - Жирная Шлюха (4:15)
13. {ё - Растворитель (3:28)
14. MC Corpse Carrion - Snuff Manager 
15. COM Surrogate - Un.7-10.3 (2:56)
16. Ch.p.L. - Америке Пизда (1:33)
17.  Failure - Untitled (2;25)
18. Taman Shud - Exit Bag (2:15)
19. SDOP – Рвотный рефлекс кальмара (0:53)
20. MC Corpse Carrion - Murder For Treason (2:03)
21. KR0T - Висящая радость (1:55)
22. r0gi - Ukrainian Ponyfucking Mantra (4:01)
23. Dark Fury - Дети Мёртвого Мира (Horrible prod) (2:33)
24. MizoDepra - Скотобойня (4:48)
25. Pollutive Cacophony - Violent Pollution (0:56)
26. АНАЛЬНОЕ БУРЕНИЕ - Дмитрий Пахарь (0:37)
27. B I T N Y - TRAP GOVNO DLYA SHKOLNIKOV (0:40)
28. Агитация Сатанизма - Ритуал Вычисления Синуса (0:51)
29. Noise Jihad - Bombs Will Tear Us Apart (0:27)
30. Degenerative Selection - Untitled 03 (Anal Enlargement cover) (0:31)
31. Marid - Tote Und Kunst (Widerhall cover) (32:23)
32. Taman Shud - Outro (8:36)

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