Growth - Antichristmas (2020)

Band: Growth

Album: Antichristmas

Year: 2020

Genre: "New wave of dark industrial blackened synthpop" (self-described)
Country: France

Track List:  

1. Santa's claws
2. Blood under the Christmas tree

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Fearless North Koreans From Hell - split w/ Satanity (2017)

Band: Fearless North Koreans From Hell

Album: s/t split w/ Satanity

Year: 2017

Genre: Black Metal/Noisecore
Country: Germany

Track List:  

1. No Peace With Dogs
2. Long March
3. Eternal Leader
4. Ryugyong
5. For The Greater Glory Of Juche 

30 years after the debut album by Fearless Iranians From Hell...

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Ynkleudherhenavogyon - Adamant Keynvoryow Hager​-​awel Greuv (2019)

Band: Ynkleudherhenavogyon

Album: Adamant Keynvoryow Hager​-​awel Greuv

Year: 2019

Genre: Raw Black Metal, Dungeon Synth
Country: UK

Track List:

1. Kresosel Loryow Golowan Kodh Glaw Devosel
2. Adamant Keynvoryow Hager-awel Greuv

Bedroom black metal/synth with lyrics in Cornish language? Yeah, it is a thing. No idea what those track names mean, but they sound absolutely awesome. 

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Screech Calamity (ex-Tranny) - Tranny (2019)

Band: Screech Calamity (ex-Tranny)

Album: Tranny

Year: 2019

Genre: Depressive Black Metal
Country: USA

Track List:

1. Intro
2. Music
3. It Makes Me Feel
4. Maybe
5. To Be Loved like a Girl
6. I'll Never Be Beautiful
7. A Monster like You
8. Tranny 

Tranny was a DSBM project by Chris Schroeder (Atmospheric Apocalypse, Esophageal Maggots, OwO, Screech Calamity, Traumatic Serenity, Embryonic Defilement, Laceration Lord, Lord Bootyquake, Sock, Thornbush, Voice of the Forest, ex-Alien Tampon, ex-Ass DJ, ex-Dankophiliac, ex-Futanari Magic Loli, ex-Grimpsy, ex-Kuikomi, ex-Lolicon Legion, ex-Pawg Beelzebub, ex-Pulse Palpitation)

"I'm not sure if I'll Transition. I just like dressing like a girl" - Chris Schroeder

Hipster Black Metal - The Album (2019)

Band: Hipster Black Metal

Album: Hipster Black Metal - The Album

Year: 2019

Genre: Black Metal Parody
Country: USA

Track List:

1. Intro
2. поддельнаятушка I
3. поддельнаятушка II
4. HERMH - Hairless
5. MUTTONCHOP DEATHCAMP
6. DFICATN - D I C S U C K E R
7. Goat bath? What's a Ghost bath?
8. Crush The Lies (Aryan Terrorism cover)
9. Black People Dancing to Slam Death Metal
10. Mąʼiitsoh (Bonus Track)
11. Outro (So Pretty Much Fuck These Guys)

Satirical musical project of the insult comedy YouTube channel Hipster Black Metal, ran by Nino R. Mejia aka helloasswipes. Bashing the clowns in the black metal industry. Tune in every week for more butthurt.

 

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ΜΠΑΤΟΥΣΚΑ - Spiritual Rebel Propaganda (2019)

Band: ΜΠΑΤΟΥΣΚΑ

Album: Spiritual Rebel Propaganda

Year: 2019

Genre: Black Metal Parody
Country: Greece (in all seriousness, most likely USA)

Track List:

1. Spiritual Rebel Propaganda I: Cleansing of the Black Temple (from Reactionary Crybabies)
2. Spiritual Rebel Propaganda II: Hymn to our Dark Mothers Natalie Wynn, Kim Kelly and Anita Sarkeesian
3. Spiritual Rebel Propaganda III: The Road to Revolution is not Paved with Fake Unity
4. Spiritual Rebel Propaganda IV: Wanking with a Thesaurus in a Bardo Methodology Interview Doesn't Conceal Your Fascist Bullshit
5. Spiritual Rebel Propaganda V: The Passion of Father Impatient (Papa Anypomonos)
6. Spiritual Rebel Propaganda VI: Religious Antifascist Black Μetal Zealotry

A parody of Batushka and the related drama, the band claims to be a pair of Orthodox Monks from Mount Athos, Greece who rebelled against their spiritual leadership.
"Μπατουσκα" is the transliteration of "Batouska" in the Greek alphabet.  

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Anti Katholisch - The False Religion (2017)

Band: Anti Katholisch

Album: The False Religion

Year: 2017

Genre: (Un)Black Metal/Noise 
Country: Mexico

Track List:

1. Intro
2. The False Religion
3. Blackened Angry Judas
4. Ende der Finsternis
5. Black Magic (Garbage)
6. Dunkelheit

Christian (but Anti-Catholic) black metal from Mexico. Quite possibly the worst stuff I've heard in the whole unblack metal genre.

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Exmortes - Hear the Saw... Coming Near (1990)

Band: Exmortes

Album: Hear the Saw... Coming Near

Year: 1990

Genre: No-Effort Black Metal/Noise

Country: Netherlands

Track List:

1. Prophecy
2. Creed of Eternal
3. Throne of Death
4. Lacerated Sky

... Maybe a little bit more flanger on the guitar? Also, what's with all those awful Dutch black metal/noise bands from 90s? Apator, Satanic Death, Botulistum, Christfighter, and now this ...

Satanic Death - Braincancer (1990)

Band: Satanic Death

Album: Braincancer

Year: 1990

Genre: Black Noise

Country: Netherlands

Officially released by Necroscum Produxions, 1990 (scum002)
This is Satanic Death's first demo and is re-released in December of 2017 on Tape by Tenebrae Sumus Records. 

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Susvourtre - demo (1996)

Band: Susvourtre

Album: demo

Year: 1996

Genre: Black Noise

Country: France

Track List: 

1. Piggy Shaved Pussy
2. Susvourtre
3. Punisher
4. Deflowered At Five

Pedophilia-themed raw black metal by Vordb and Vorlok Drakksteim of Les Legions Noires, featuring only drums and bass guitar. Exceptionally bad even by LLN standards.

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Umbra Necroza Noptiera - Kurse Ov The Osterbunny (2018)

Band: Umbra Necroza Noptiera

Album: Kurse Ov The Osterbunny

Year: 2018

Genre: Black Metal Parody

Country: Hungary

Track List:

1. Ov Lamb And Ov Drob
2. The Real Incipit (Welcome To Hell)
3. At The Oster Lunch Ov Satan (feat. Donald Drack)
4. Cvltists Ov Noptiera
5. Gloria In Paschae Ut Bunny
6. Rize Ov The Cvcks
7. Satan
8. Etihw Eporue Peek

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Neckbeard Deathcamp - White Nationalism is for Basement Dwelling Losers (2018)

Band: Neckbeard Deathcamp

Album: White Nationalism is for Basement Dwelling Losers

Year: 2018

Genre: 4chan Black Metal / Grindcore

Country: France

Track List:

1. Cucked (Intro)
2. The Left Are the Real Fascists
3. Zyklon /b/
4. XXXL Obersturmfuhrer Leather Duster
5. Incel Warfare
6. Please Respond (I Showed You My Penis)
7. The Fetishization ov Asian Women Despite a Demand for a Pure White Race (Outro)

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Gaylord - The Black Metal Scene Needs to Be Destroyed (2018)

Band: Gaylord

Album: The Black Metal Scene Needs to Be Destroyed

Year: 2018

Genre: Gay Black Metal

Country: UK

Track List:

1. Intro: Leviathan Gaap Baphomet Titivillus Qarinah
2. Neo-nazi Metalheads Will Be Hanged and Their Broken Corpses Openly Mocked
3. Summoning Krieg Facebook Legions
4. Coward Authoritarian Apologist Bootlicking Kvlt
5. Nice Sun Cross Tattoo Asshole
6. Odin Doesn't Listen to NSBM You Inbred Alt-right Shitheels
7. Varg Impaled
8. All Hail the New Wave

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Peste Noire - Le Dernier Putsch (video)

"National Anarchist Black Metal" with gangsta rap aesthetics:

Ajattara - Joululevy (2009)

Band: Ajattara

Album: Joululevy

Year: 2009

Genre: Black Metal, Parody

Country: Finland

Track List:

1. Kauna
2. Lasten Mehuhetki (Tuomari Nurmio Cover)
3. Puhdistus
4. Syytön (Nylon Beat Cover)
5. Tulppaani
6. Joulupukki Puree Ja Lyö (M. A. Numminen Cover)
7. Sika (Juice leskinen Cover)
8. Tahdon
9. Teuras
10. Kansallispäivä (Sielun Veljet Cover)
11. Ilon Päivä
12. Hei Tonttu-Ukot 

Great cover art! Here's some explanation what this album is about.

 

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Demoniac - Demons of the Night (1999)

Band: Demoniac

Album: Demons of the Night

Year: 1999

Genre: Blackened Power Metal

Country: New Zealand / UK

Track List: 

1. Night Demons / Demons of the Night
2. Red Light II (1999 Goatlord Version)
3. Kill All The Faggots (Death Squad Anthem)

Yeah, it's that infamous politically incorrect band whose members later went on to form Dragonforce...

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Deafknife / культура курения - live rehearsal split (2014)

Band: Deafknife / культура курения

Album: Live Rehearsal Split

Year: 2014

Genre: Post-black Metal

Country: Russia

Track List: 

Deafknife (Side A):

01. Father Dagon/Mother Hydra
02. Beyond The Wall Of Sleep
03. Flock

культура курения (Side B):

01. Cold Wires
02. Vomit
03. Flies

Fake release made for April fools' day 2014. The cassette is real, though:

Crifotoure Satanarda - demo (2000)

Band: Crifotoure Satanarda

Album: demo

Year: 2000

Genre: "Epic War Viking Metal", Black Noise

Country: Japan

Track List:

1. Medieval Siege
2. Off Shore Battle Front

Advertised on 4chan as one of the worst black metal demos ever recorded, yet it's actually pretty cool.

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Zeal and Ardor - Devil is Fine (2016)

Band: Zeal and Ardor

Album: Devil is Fine

Year: 2016

Genre: Avant-Garde, Satanic Spirituals

Country: USA

Track List: 

1. Devil Is Fine
2. In Ashes
3. Sacrilegium I
4. Come On Down
5. Children's Summon
6. Sacrilegium II
7. Blood In The River
8. What is a Killer like you gonna do here?
9. Sacrilegium III

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Satans Penguins - Birds Of Darkness (2001)

Band: Satan's Penguins

Album: Birds Of Darkness

Year: 2001

Genre: Avant-Garde Black/Doom Metal

Country:Sweden

Track List: 

1. Antarctic Winterstorm
2. The Myth (In the Norther Woods)
3. An Evil Shade of Pink
4. Night of the Penguins
5. Behind Mountains of Ice
6. The Return of the Undead Smurfs (Gargamels Revenge II)
7. Mutant Ninja Penguins (From Hell)
8. Emigrantvisan 

"Lyrical themes: Folklore, Batman-influenced movies, Penguins"

 

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