Ancient Chinese Penis - Fistful O' Penis + Envy (1992-93)

Band: Ancient Chinese Penis

Album: Fistful O' Penis + Envy

Year: 1992-1993

Genre: Hardcore Punk
Country: USA

Track List:

Fistful O' Penis:

1.  Intro/Penis Polka
2. 4-in-1 Penis Combo
3. Bible Belt Blues
4. Please Don't Kill Me Or Eat Me
5. Bureaucratic Itch
6. Dictators Sharing A Bed
7. Bible Belt Blues 2
8. Penis Polka (reprise)

Envy:

1. Intro/Man Behind The Moustache
2. Erma Bombeck
3. Saccharine Nation
4. Homogeny
5. P.M.S.
6. We're Not Gonna Take It
7. Down 'wit A.C.P.
8. Daisy Chain For Penis 

I found out about Ancient Chinese Penis due to one of those lists of "the most ridiculous band names ever", but couldn't find any info on then, so I thought it was just a joke. Later it turned out that such a band actually existed!

Fearless Iranians From Hell - Die For Allah (1987)

Band: Fearless Iranians From Hell

Album: Die For Allah

Year: 1987

Genre: Thrash Metal/Punk
Country: Iran (in all seriousness - San Antonio, TX, USA)

Track List: 

1. Die For Allah
2. Deathwish
3. What's In The News
4. Life Inside Iran
5. F.I.F.H.
6. Intro/Iranians On Bikes
7. Simple Life
8. Chant
9. Ultraviolence

This one has aged surprisingly well...

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Screech Calamity (ex-Tranny) - Tranny (2019)

Band: Screech Calamity (ex-Tranny)

Album: Tranny

Year: 2019

Genre: Depressive Black Metal
Country: USA

Track List:

1. Intro
2. Music
3. It Makes Me Feel
4. Maybe
5. To Be Loved like a Girl
6. I'll Never Be Beautiful
7. A Monster like You
8. Tranny 

Tranny was a DSBM project by Chris Schroeder (Atmospheric Apocalypse, Esophageal Maggots, OwO, Screech Calamity, Traumatic Serenity, Embryonic Defilement, Laceration Lord, Lord Bootyquake, Sock, Thornbush, Voice of the Forest, ex-Alien Tampon, ex-Ass DJ, ex-Dankophiliac, ex-Futanari Magic Loli, ex-Grimpsy, ex-Kuikomi, ex-Lolicon Legion, ex-Pawg Beelzebub, ex-Pulse Palpitation)

"I'm not sure if I'll Transition. I just like dressing like a girl" - Chris Schroeder

Hipster Black Metal - The Album (2019)

Band: Hipster Black Metal

Album: Hipster Black Metal - The Album

Year: 2019

Genre: Black Metal Parody
Country: USA

Track List:

1. Intro
2. поддельнаятушка I
3. поддельнаятушка II
4. HERMH - Hairless
5. MUTTONCHOP DEATHCAMP
6. DFICATN - D I C S U C K E R
7. Goat bath? What's a Ghost bath?
8. Crush The Lies (Aryan Terrorism cover)
9. Black People Dancing to Slam Death Metal
10. Mąʼiitsoh (Bonus Track)
11. Outro (So Pretty Much Fuck These Guys)

Satirical musical project of the insult comedy YouTube channel Hipster Black Metal, ran by Nino R. Mejia aka helloasswipes. Bashing the clowns in the black metal industry. Tune in every week for more butthurt.

 

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Anti-Ben - Ben: The World's Perfect Shooting Target (2001)

 Band: Anti-Ben

Album: Ben: The World's Perfect Shooting Target

Year: 2001

Genre: Grindcore, Metal Parody
Country: USA

Track List:

1. Ten Bens in a Den
2. Mexican Carlos (Can Bring You Burritos)
3. A Beautiful Song for a Beautiful Lady
4. Eat My Poop (Drink My Pee)
5. Everytime I Hear Disco Music I Have to Shit
6. Duck Tales Theme (Anti-Ben Mix)
7. Fancy
8. Glenn Benton Sounds Funny Live in Concert
9. I Love You (Him Version)
10. My Tribute to Black Metal
11. High in the Sky (Chicken on Rye)
12. Marriage Is for Bens
13. Mary Had a Little Lamb
14. I Want to Punch Anne Murray in the Nose
15. Awake in Defecation
16. Dave Matthews Ripped Me Off (and So Did Opeth)
17. The Time Our Microphone Messed Up
18. Mike Tyson Thinks He's Tough Because He's a Rapist
19. Schmotz (Tears for Fears cover - Shout)
20. This Could Be an Anal Cunt Song Because It Reminds Me of Homos
21. Manowar Are No Kings of Metal (but Anti-Ben Is)
22. God Must Have Spent a Little More Time on You ('N Sync cover)
23. The Last Straw

Anti-Ben are an anonymous joke band from Battle Ground, Washington (one of the coolest placenames ever), singing mostly about hating everything and everyone named Ben. They claim to be friends with Ceremonial Castings and record in the Dark Forest Studio, but NONE of the members of Ceremonial Castings are in Anti-Ben (although i seriously doubt it). Anyway, the funniest thing about them is that they're still somewhat active after almost 20 years, and even have released several full-length albums.

FUCK YOU BEN!

The Kominas - Wild Nights in Guantánamo Bay (2008)

Band: The Kominas

Album: Wild Nights in Guantánamo Bay

Year: 2008

Genre: Punk, Taqwacore
Country: USA

Track List:

1. Sharia Law in the USA
2. Chaku!
3. Ayesha
4. Dishoom Bebe
5. Par Desi
6. 9000 Miles
7. Wal-Qaeda Superstore
8. Blow Shit Up
9. Layla
10. Rabyah
11. I Want A Handjob
12. Suicide Bomb The GAP
13. Rumi Was A Homo (bonus)

Islamic punk rock played by Pakistani-Americans and meant to be offensive to everyone from Islamists to American conservatives. 
Terrorists Win!

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Racetraitor - 2042 (2018)

Band: Racetraitor

Album: 2042

Year: 2018

Genre: Hardcore
Country: USA

Track List:

1. Three Minutes Of Hate
2. The Lion And The Lamb
3. BLK XMAS
4. By The Time I Get To Pennsylvannia
5. Aylanoor
6. Cataclysm
7. The Cult Of Eschatology
8. Unhinged
9. The Universal Corrective Map Of The World
10. Rooz Va Aftab

"Racetraitor was a metalcore band from Chicago, Illinois who managed to get on the covers of both Maximum Rock N' Roll and HeartattaCk before releasing a note of music. Known for calling audience members "crackers" and for espousing beliefs influenced by black nationalism, third worldism and other anti-colonial ideologies (and for some members, eventually, Islam)... The idea was to take the pejorative term "race traitor" used by white American racists and claim it as a positive self-chosen label"

 

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GG Allin - No Room (1993)

Band: GG Allin

Album: No Room

Year: 1993

Genre: Scum Punk

Country: USA

Track List:

1. No Room For Nigger
2. Kiss Me In The Gutter

A timeless classic.

 

 

Pederasty - We Have Your Children (1997)

Band: Pederasty

Album: We Have Your Children

Year: 1997

Genre: Death Metal

Country: USA

Track List:

1. Orgies of the Unholy
2. Rationalized Killing
3. Denial of the After Life
4. Self-Inflicted Head Wounds
5. Kneel Down Before the Goat

Decided to check it out because of the name. Actually, it's pretty good for an old obscure metal demo:

Child Pornography - She's Got Legs (2008)

Band: Child Pornography

Album: She's Got Legs

Year: 2008

Genre: Noise Rock, Synth Punk

Track List:

1. Oh Baby
2. Honey Bear
3. TV's Gotta Hold On Me
4. Fashion Vomit
5. Cold Fingers
6. Fuck'n With MC Ren
7. I Wanna Hurt
8. Power Ballad
9. Rock N' Roll
10. New Neighborhood
11. Pixel Palace Ode
12. Woot Woot
13. The Ruins
14. Up All Night
15. Lawrence of Arabia
16. Only The Lonely

"...Can one grow old gracefully with a name like Child Pornography? Apparently, yes. On this 3rd full length, She’s Got Legs, the youthful perkiness that has always characterized this band is not lost. Left behind though is the lo-fi buzz and hum. With clarity as a weapon, Child Pornography drive decisive guitar slices through epileptic beats for the most memorable autism-pop you’ve yet to hear. 

This evolution in sound is not a change to maturity, but just a refining of how much yappering, melo-drama, and exclamation a band can really stuff into the sound known as ROCK. Don’t call them electroclash or nu-rave or whatever. These guys are the Rolling Stones of YOUR generation, so get struttin"

Too bad this album is completely unlistenable shit, but you still can check it out at Deathbomb Arc.

Child Pornography - The Beatles (2006)

Band: Child Pornography

Album: The Beatles

Year: 2006

Genre: Noise Rock, Synth Punk

Track List:

1. 0% A.P.R. 
2. Vacation (George Hearts Jenna)
3. Love 4 Sale
4. Ajax Kids
5. Tribute to the Godfather
6. The Fish
7. The World Political (Concert Mix)
8. Ghetto Blastini' Poodle Passini'
9. Werewolf City, Reprise Injustice
10. Feeling Good Feeling Fit
11. Single Cell Organism Blues
12. I Want My, I Want My, Sega Genisis
13. ALOHA!
14. Whereis Yr Limos
15. Oh Sean!
16. Free Pizza for the News Corporation with the Best Graphic Interface
17. How the Inquisition was Fun
18. Leave a Message
19. Directed By Leonard Nimoy 

A lot of people wonder where they can find Child Pornography albums, but can't search for them without feeling awkward. So... you can find at least two of these (along with a lot of other music that'd fit in this blog) at the Deathbomb Arc Bandcamp page.

Child Pornography - Homosexual Cookies (2003)

Band: Child Pornography

Album: Homosexual Cookies

Year: 2003

Genre: Noise Rock, Chiptune

Track List:

1. Fossil Combs
2. I Like Ponies
3. Mamba Juice
4. Sad Birthday
5. Wagon Wheels
6. Horror Geek
7. Existential Void In Space
8. Gruesome Twosome
9. The World Political
10. He's Our Next Door Neighbor And He Likes To Dance
11. Sock On My Foot
12. Corpse Sale
13. White Noise
14. Piano
15. The Revolutionary War As Told By Child Pornography
16. They Put Her In The Trash Can
17. The Scary
18. Dirty Socks
19. The Cow Song
20. Franchise Babe
21. Fresh Ice
22. The Short Collected Works Of Violins
23. Ice Cream Again (Extended Version)
24. Barber Blues
25. Loch Ness Blues

Arguably one of the best band names ever... and very search-friendly, that's for sure! No download link, sorry, although you should feel free to enter "Download Child Pornography" in google :3

V/A - Cucked For Christmas (2016)

Band: Various Artists

Album: Cucked For Christmas

Year: 2016

Genre: Porngrind, Cybergrind

Track List:

1. BxBx Beastiality Boys - Merry Cuckmas, You Filthy Animal.
2. BxBx Beastiality Boys - Santa Muthaphukkin Claus is Cummin Fo Yo Bitch Ass (Feat. Tyler of Giraffe Cock Impalement and Hepatectomy)
3. Menstrual Munchies - Fist Fucking A Prostitute Mid Fiesta
4. Menstrual Munchies - Stop Rape, Say Yes
5. Menstrual Munchies - She Grabs My Nuts When I Hit It From The Back
6. Menstrual Munchies - A$$ Clappin' Fag Basher
7. ANALMILK - Cunt Cooked Like A Christmas Goose
8. ANALMILK - All I Want For Christmas Is For Santa's Wife To Give Me Brain
9. ANALMILK - Deck The Halls With Guts Full Of Molly
10. Bong Full Of Cunt Juice - Kiss Shaves Santa!
11. Bong Full Of Cunt Juice - All We Wanted For Christmas Was Some Faygo, But Santa Gotta Be A Lil Ass Bitch And Put Us On His Naughty List. 
12. Bong Full Of Cunt Juice - We Put Lean in Our Egg Nog 
13. Bong Full Of Cunt Juice - The Cocaine Christmas Blues...

"Beastiality Boys" is a nice pun on Beastie Boys, isn't? Their side projects also have nice names; namely, $crilla Villa, Bong Full of Cunt Juice, Boobies Titties Big Ol' Juggers, Compact Cassette, Dicephalustetrapusdibrachius Anthropohagolagnia, Firby Nurbs, Gangrenous Gallbladder, Gravity Bong, JWH - 018, P.C.P., Paranoiamphetamine, Psychotic Depression, Sloshy Anal Gape, SxLxxOxAxDxKxSxOxTxFxOxAxAxFx, The X-Philes, Transorbital Lobotomy, Gynecomastia Hypertrophy Elephantiasis, and so on. And of course, it's good to see that the infamous "cuck" meme now has some use on the porngrind scene. Additionally, the google results for "Cucked for Christmas" are... interesting, to say the least.

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Assacre - Fantastic Illusions Worth Dying For (2005)

Band: Assacre

Album: Fantastic Illusions Worth Dying For

Year: 2005

Genre: Noise, Avant-garde Metal, Gay Metal

Country: USA

Track List:

1. Fantastic Illusions Worth Dying For
2. Satyriasis De Minimis
3. Gayer Than God
4. Kalos K'agathos Gorgos
5. Cyclops Genesis
6. I Have Fifteen Legs
7. Thy Crystal Obelisk Shall Ascend Into Stormclouds of Mechanical Mystery
8. The Ultimate Value of Human Life

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Y.Bhekhirst - Hot in the Airport (1994)

Band: Y.Bhekhirst

Album: Hot in the Airport

Year: 1994

Genre: Outsider Music

Country: USA

Track List:

1. Dalmar
2. Over All
3. Time Passing
4. I Run My Car
5. Rain in Summer
6. Hot in the Airport
7. Freshing Air
8. You Dance
9. I Will Sing
10. Everytime I 

"Here's the musical oeuvre of one Y. Bhekhirst, a man who sings in some unidentifiable accent, backed up by a band that sounds like each instrument was recorded separately, without any regards to such things as tempo or melody. Hot in the Airport was a big hit on Incorrect Music, where the most played track from the album had to be the title song. It's just so darn catchy, and Mr. Bhekhirst made sure you picked up on that by underlining the track. (As can be seen in the picture on the right, the underlining was done on the plastic cover of the tape, not on the J-card insert or even on the shrinkwrap, which always struck me as a telling detail.)

For more information on Mr. Bhekhirst, check out the inevitable Wikipedia article, which will direct you to this Bhekhirst fan(?)site. These two sites contain all of the known information about Y. Bhekhirst, which is to say not that much"

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Wild Man Fischer - Wildmania (1974)

Band: Wild Man Fischer

Album: Wildmania

Year: 1974

Genre: Outsider Music

Country: USA

Track List: 

1. My Name Is Larry
2. Jimmy Durante
3. I Light The Pilot
4. Josephine
5. Do The Wildman (Fancy Version)
6. I'm A Truck
7. Sir Larry
8. Who's Your Favorite Singer?
9. Go To Rhino Records (Live Version)
10. Handy Man
11. Disco In Frisco
12. Do The Wildman (And Other In Dances)
13. I'm Selling Peanuts For The Dodgers
14. I'm The Meany
15. Wild Man Fischer Impersonation Contest
16. Guitar Licks
17. What Do You Think Of Larry?
18. Young At Heart
19. My Name Is Larry (Reprise)

"Larry "Wild Man" Fischer was born Lawrence Wayne Fischer, 1945 in Los Angeles, USA. Fischer has been variously described as a jobless, homeless, paranoid, certified-psychotic street singer, and as the missing link between Syd Barrett and Homer Simpson. He passed away in June of 2011

Fischer was institutionalized at age 16 for attacking his mother with a knife. Following his release, Fischer wandered L.A. singing his unique brand of songs for 10¢ to by-passers. Discovered by Frank Zappa, with whom he recorded his first album, Fischer became an underground concert favorite, earning him the title "godfather of outsider music." Zappa was responsible for Fischer's initial foray into the business of music, an album called An Evening with Wild Man Fischer, contains 36 tracks of "something not exactly musical." Frank and the Wild Man remained close–until Fischer threw a beer bottle at baby Moon Unit"

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Julius Eastman - Unjust Malaise (2005)

Band: Julius Eastman

Album: Unjust Malaise

Year: 2005

Genre: Minimalism, Modern Classical

Country: USA

Track List:

1. Stay On It
2. If You're So Smart, Why Aren't You Rich?
3. Prelude To The Holy Presence Of Joan D'Arc
4. The Holy Presence Of Joan D'Arc
5. Gay Guerrilla
6. Evil Nigger
7. Crazy Nigger
8. Julius Eastman's Spoken Introduction To The Northwestern University Concert

Awesome music by an obscure black, gay, drug-addicted composer - exactly the kind of person to fit this blog:

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Sloth - Personal incontinence consultants for leaf​-​tickled fancies​!​! (2017)

Band: Sloth

Album: Personal incontinence consultants for leaf​-​tickled fancies​!​!

Year: 2017

Genre: Noise

Country: USA

"The band switched between and mixed noise and sludge in the beginning, but with 2012 they began to release numerous pure noise singles digitally through Bandcamp, up to 30 per month or more"

This one was released today, and it's no different from any other release on their Bandcamp page. Pure musical equivalent of shitposting.

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Noise Nazi - I Live In Your Brain EP (2009)

Band: Noise Nazi

Album: I Live In Your Brain EP

Year: 2009

Genre: Homo-Erotic Noise Terrorism

Country: USA
Label: Your Sister Has A Dick Records

Track List: 

1. Intro (Zyklon B)
2. When I Find You
3. Fucked In Your Own Blood
4. Everyone Should Be Killed
5. Destroy Heterosexual Civil Rights
6. To Be Stalked

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"DESTROY HETEROSEXUAL CIVIL RIGHTS.
FUCK HUMANITY.
ALL TRACKS RECORDED BY NOISE NAZI IN APRIL OF 2009.
WWW.MYSPACE.COM/NOYSENAZEE
WWW.MYSPACE.COM/DYINGLIVER
GEOCITIES.COM/YOURSISTERHASADICKRECORDS
YOURSISTERHASADICK.TK
FUCK ALL HUMAN LIFE!
notes -
01 - intro
* This sample was taken from an outro on Zyklon B's - "Warfare" track.
03 - fucked in your own blood
* Outro sample and voice samples taken from Jeffrey Dahmer victim's family member during a court appearance.
04 - everyone should be killed (recycled anal cunt album in two minutes)
* This track was recorded when a mishap simoutaneously played the album with all the songs playing at the same time during only a few tracks.
06 - to be stalked
* Samples taken from various oldies top hits, some noise was made with a mic, there are some spots where you can hear my vocal microphone terrorism" 

 

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Project created by Matthew Adam Bonk in roughly 2001. MB was around thirteen years of age at this time, when he began recording various sound manipulations, grindcore and electronic music. Most releases during this period were recorded to mini cassette, under various project names and have long since been destroyed or were later released on Noise Nazi albums. Noise Nazi varies in many genres, such as Death Industrial, Power Electronics, Noise & Harsh Noise, Electronic, Dark Ambient, Grindcore and various sound art. Noise Nazi was first recognized in 2007 by labels such as TrashFuck Records, Love Torture Records, SP Records and later Murderabilia Records & Medical Malfunctions Records.

Many releases are still not listed here, and there are quite a few of unofficial releases, remixes, etc out there. There are people who have stolen material by Noise Nazi and published it as themselves and or a collaborative effort with NN, which are not official or recognized by Matthew Bonk himself.

Side projects include -

Syphilic Genital Worm : (Goregrind/Cybergrind from 2002)
Grand Cyclops : (KKK Themed Industrial / Harsh Noise)
Schnur : (True Industrial Using Only Machinery Sounds As The Main Source)
Glotzer : (Industrial/Noise Project That Collaborates With New Artists For Each Release While The Main Mind Behind It Remains Noise Nazi Himself, All Releases Are Then Mixed And Developed By Matthew Bonk).

Yellow Tears - The Pissmop LP (2008)

Band: Yellow Tears

Album: The Pissmop

Year: 2008

Genre: Noise

Country: USA

Track List: 

1. Descent A - The Ritual Preparation
2. Loss Of Self / Playful Assimilation
3. Straining Repulsion
4. A Makeshift Pissoir
5. Puddled Reflections: Passivity + Cold Bathroom Tile
6. Idled Saturation
7. The Pissmop
8. Pissing Sorrows
9. Did This Really Happen?
10. Gag Symphony #1
11. Liquid Shimmer
12. Nectars Of The Passion

We all know there are many grindcore albums dedicated to shit. But how about a noise album dedicated to piss?..