Sunday, November 20, 2016

Abosranie Bogom - The Jerusalem Sessions Uncut (2002)

Band: Abosranie Bogom
Album: The Jerusalem Sessions Uncut
Year: 2002
Genre: Noisegrind, Shitgrind
Country: Israel

Track List: 

1. Thomas Is A Spic
2. Pork Eating Rabbi Renotski
3. De Fage
4. Uglie Is A Homo
5. Gaywish Sucks
6. PMS Has Got PMS (Vaginal Blood)
7. Rh You Suck
8. Dbh Can We Steal More Rels
9. Eminenz Is A 50 Year Old Woman
10. Nekronik is A 100 Years Old Granny Rapist
11. Someone Tell Uglie to Get His Lips Off Thoth's Ass
12. Elpatron Is A Dirty Mexican
13. The Uglie Sessions
14. Massacrew Please Leave
15. Elpatrons Sister Is Hot
16. This Is An Anal Cunt Clone
17. What Is Thoth
18. Fistfucking Elpatron's Sister (A BERC Oddssey)
19. Fart, Cum and Bend Over (A Tribute to GRAVEWISH)
20. Suck My Hairless Lolita Balls
21. Jew Shower
22. Chuck Shindler (or Whatever the Fuck Was His Lastname) Was A Fag
23. Gaywish Screw Up Rips
24. Customx Is A Vomiting Anus
25. I Liked GRAVEWISH Better When it Was Just 1 Homo Instead of Several Homos
26. I Killed Chuck Shindler (or Whatever the Fuck Was His Lastname)
27. Thinking Up Song Titles on IRC with Mindless Jews is Harder than it Sounds
28. Renot and Stimpy
29. Www.Blacklung.Com
30. I Bet You're Such A Fag You Went to the Link
31. 3 Jews In A Blender
32. AMRC is Ancient Arabic for Jew
33. Jerking Off To Uglypeople.Com
34. Please Get this Dick Out My Ass the Elpatron Chronicles
35. No, I Won't Suck Your Dick You Big-Nosed Jew
36. Sleep Time For The Spicster
37. Is This A Songtitle
38. Dont Fall Asleep Spic
39. Get Your Grubby Hands Off Me You Dirty Motherfucking Rabbi
40. My Mom Told Me Never to Give Leech Slots to Jews
41. No Way Im Relling It As A.B.
42. You Can Never Have Too Many Jew Jokes
43. Into the Oven the Rabbi Renotski Story
44. Making Up Gay Song Titles in the Middle of the Night with A Russian Coprophagiac is Less Entertaining than it Sounds
45. I'm Afraid to Generate Controversey Because I'm A Jew Loving Pussy
46. Hitler Thy Name Is Eminenz
47. Lederhosen
48. I Killed Your Jew
49. Nava666 A Jew
50. Renot and De Sade - Get A Room, You Fags!
51. Amrc Thinks Rush Is Metal (Theyre Gay)
52. Skyforger - Mulder and Scully Are After You!
53. Gaywish Stole Berc's People Rip
54. Metalscene Is Gay
55. Thoth Checked Weither His Nads Were in Dupecheck
56. Thoth Had A Romantic Picnic with Eminenz
57. Eminenz Or Eminemz
58. Skyforger Made A Website About His Stupid Smelly Cat
59. Jesus Tod Vs Jizz - Ass Toad
60. Thoth Ate Too Many Foreskins
61. Death Owes Me A Blowjob
62. Death- is A Stoned Child, His Excrements Contain Grass-Sticks
63. Nava666 Has A Femenine Nickname
64. Tong-Poh - What Kinda Fucking Lame Nickname is that
65. Montag Dupes His Own Releases
66. Nava666 Was Sitting on the Cock by the Bay While Death- Angrily Whacked Form the Adjacent Bush
67. Vic Releases A Shitload of French Live Shows that All Suck
68. Cnmc Needs More Cocks
69. SS Got Banned Form Topsites Because They Are A Bunch of Nazis
70. Siteops Who Banned SS Are Fucking Stupid
71. Rabbi Nava666Ski
72. BERC Needs More Gay Porn on Their MHQ
73. Sattyr Likes to Play Chess on Yahoo Games with His Gay Uncle
74. Serpis Will Not Make it Through the Trial Period Because His Releases Suck Ass
75. PMS Should Go Back to Serving in Channels on Dalnet
76. (pagan) is Always Away Because He Has A Life Unlike Other People in BERC
77. Changing Nicknames is Gay and Feds Will Still Find You and Cut Your Balls Off
78. BERC Members Can't Speak English Worth Shit
79. AMRC Makes 324325325325 Heavy Metal Releases that Nobody Wants to Download
80. END Are Masters of Supreme Faggotry
81. We Pre 2 Releases A Day So We Can Look Cool
82. Massacrew Uses Shit for Toothpaste
83. Thoth Stole Uglie 's Pink Dildo
84. Spic - A - Jew
85. Spic - E - Mon
86. Most of All I Hate Racists and Niggers
87. Golden Zyklon B Showers
88. There Are No Black People in Metal Scene Because We Lynched Them
89. Goregasm Will Never Get on MHQ Because Death- is Too Stoned to Add Him
90. Vic Load Their HQ with Nothing But Techno-Trance
91. Members of DBH Are Like Jews Because They Killed Jesus
92. We Can Tell Uou the New Key to #metalscene
93. People Who Say Hrhr Instead of Hehe on IRC Are Gay (Stupid Germans You Know Who You Are)
94. Rabbi Sataninski
95. Nava666 Still Has His Foreskin Even Though He's A Jew
96. I Took A Dump Today and it Looked Like Tong-Poh Mom's Face
97. Nava666's Real Name Contains the Word Gay in it
98. People Who Set Topics in #metalscene Are Dumb Fags
99. I Use the Word Picnic Because it Means Pick-A-Nigger
 

Sunday, October 30, 2016

Crifotoure Satanarda - demo (2000)

Band: Crifotoure Satanarda
Album: demo
Year: 2000
Genre: "Epic War Viking Metal", Black Noise
Country: Japan

Track List:
  1. Medieval Siege
  2. Off Shore Battle Front
Advertised on 4chan as one of the worst black metal demos ever recorded, yet it's actually pretty cool.

Saturday, July 30, 2016

Napalm Death / Electro Hippies - split (1989)

Band: Napalm Death / Electro Hippies
Album: 7'' split
Year: 1989
Genre: Grindcore
Country: UK

Track List: 
  1. Napalm Death - You Suffer
  2. Electro Hippies - Mega Armageddon Death Pt.3 

Wednesday, June 15, 2016

Zeal and Ardor - Devil is Fine (2016)

Band: Zeal and Ardor
Album: Devil is Fine
Year: 2016
Genre: Avant-Garde, Satanic Spirituals
Country: USA

Track List: 
  1. Devil Is Fine
  2. In Ashes
  3. Sacrilegium I
  4. Come On Down
  5. Children's Summon
  6. Sacrilegium II
  7. Blood In The River
  8. What is a Killer like you gonna do here?
  9. Sacrilegium III
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Totally Fucking Gay - s/t (2016)

Band: Totally Fucking Gay
Album: Totally Fucking Gay
Year: 2016
Genre: Homocore
Country: USA

Track List: 
  1. marathon gay sex for manly men
  2. come out of the closet (and cum in my ass)
  3. just another day in the life of a gay
  4. husband and husband
  5. we don't need society's approval
  6. it's time to gargle with salty semen
  7. let's buy a man purse at the mall
  8. ambassador of ass
  9. you can evolve or become a dinosaur
  10. there's nothing wrong with some atm
"Totally Fucking Gay was formed in 2003 by vocalist Kneepad Nikki. Nikki explains, ‘I needed an outlet to express my admiration for the extreme side of gay culture. I wanted to create an old school John Waters movie in sonic form.’ Nikki mixed his love of underground music, pop music and taking dicks in his ass to create an electro-grind Village People for the 21st century. Nikki recorded multiple albums with his ex-lover, P. Nizlicka. The albums were never officially released. Nikki states, ‘P. Nizlicka was a great creative collaborator; and his abs were fantastic. I still get erect thinking about them/him. However, he made a lot of money and started voting Republican. That ended our relationship-both personal and professional.’

Luckily for Nikki, he rebounded with producer and multi-instrumentalist, Doc Octocock. Doc explains their first meeting, ‘Nikki visited my studio when I was producing a gangster rap project which shall remain nameless. Let’s just say that some very well known gangbangers are also assbangers. Anyway, Nikki had a lot of song ideas and I offered to let him record at Octocock Audio.’ These new TFG albums were musically and sonically more advanced than their primitive predecessors. The albums were never officially released. Nikki states, ‘I had a ton of material but I had no idea what to do with it. Doc suggested that we start a record label together. I knew nothing of the homocore scene-and I didn’t think there was an audience for weird music with funny, offensive pro-gay lyrics. Ultimately, I balked at the label idea due to lack of money and health problems.’ Nikki, whose birth name is Mike Hymson, suffers from chronic lyme disease. When he’s not creating music, he’s bouncing from doctor to doctor in hopes that some day he will regain his health.

The missing piece of the puzzle showed up in the form of Joe Testículo. ‘Joe walked into a laundromat near my house one night,’ says Nikki; ‘He was wearing a tank top and daisy dukes. He walked right up to the first washing machine and got undressed. It was about 9 p.m. and this place was far from empty. He put his clothes in the machine and sat down butt naked while they were washed and dried. He was very quiet and completely focused on his phone. I could tell he was on Grindr so I didn’t bother him. When his clothes were ready he quickly dressed and left. I chased him out into the parking lot and asked him to play lead guitar on my new album.’

Kneepad Nikki, Doc Octocock and Joe Testículo created TFG’s self titled album during the summer of 2015. Dicks were sucked, bagels were eaten and hits were created. The lead single, ‘Marathon Gay Sex For Manly Men’ was recorded first; followed by 9 other homoerotic hymns. Once the album was completed, the three formed Third Input Records as a way to release TFG’s self titled album; as well as the entire TFG back catalog. Joe explains, ‘I saw potential audiences for TFG that Nikki was unable to see; queercore, grindcore, electronic music, even Howard Stern fans. I also pointed out the similarities between TFG and the movie Bruno, which made millions of dollars for its studio and star. We’re not aiming that high; but the money coming in from downloads and streaming should cover our lube and condom bills for the year.’

Joe is also a friend of the controversial artist, Mike Diana, who created 3 different original pieces of art for the physical release of the album. Nikki admits that for him TFG is more than a musical project; it’s a philosophy of life; ‘TFG is a pop grindcore comedy project first and foremost. I want people to laugh out loud when they hear this shit. However, TFG’s secondary purpose is to be a homophobes worst nightmare. We’re like the NWA of homosexuality. We take all the things that conservatives fear about gay culture-and instead of downplaying them for societal approval; we amplify them beyond caricature. Then we shove them right up their ass.’"
 

Tuesday, May 31, 2016

Satans Penguins - Birds Of Darkness (2001)

Band: Satan's Penguins
Album: Birds Of Darkness
Year: 2001
Genre: Avant-Garde Black/Doom Metal
Country:Sweden

Track List: 
  1. Antarctic Winterstorm
  2. The Myth (In the Norther Woods)
  3. An Evil Shade of Pink
  4. Night of the Penguins
  5. Behind Mountains of Ice
  6. The Return of the Undead Smurfs (Gargamels Revenge II)
  7. Mutant Ninja Penguins (From Hell)
  8. Emigrantvisan 
"Lyrical themes: Folklore, Batman-influenced movies, Penguins"
 

Thursday, April 7, 2016

Tadnees - Satans Of Mosques (2010)

Band: تدنيس
Album: شياطين المساجد
Year: 2010
Genre: Black Metal
Country: Saudi Arabia

Track List:
  1. Before Its Too Late (Intro)
  2. Sacrilege Of Mosques
  3. From Mosque To Dust
  4. Dunkelheit (Burzum Tribute)
Claimed to be a duo with one member of Seeds Of Iblis, but nothing about them is known for certain.

Tuesday, April 5, 2016

Seeds of Iblis - Jihad Against Islam (2011)

Band: Seeds of Iblis
Album: Jihad Against Islam
Year: 2011
Genre: Black Metal
Country: Iraq

Track List:
  1. Inverted Hilal
  2. No Islam
  3. Sex with Muhammad's Corpse
  4. In the Name of Iblis
Featuring Anahita (Janaza). Possibly fake too.

Friday, April 1, 2016

Janaza - Burning Quran Ceremony (2010)

Band: Janaza
Album: Burning Quran Ceremony
Year: 2010
Genre: Black Metal
Country: Iraq

Track List:
  1. Burn the Pages of Quran
  2. Islamic Lies
  3. Arise
  4. Black Metal Ist Krieg
  5. When Islam Brainwashed Mankind
First and only female black metal band from Iraq... is it fake? Who knows, but happy April Fools' Day!

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Monday, February 1, 2016

Viranesir - Kaos Garden: Burn The Homeless (2015)

Band: Viranesir
Album: Kaos Garden: Burn The Homeless
Year: 2015
Genre: Black Metal
Country: Turkey

Track List:
  1. Kaos I: Burning Swastika Cleansing
  2. Kaos II: Set Poor People On Fire
  3. Kaos III: Armenian Genocide Is Amazing
  4. Kaos IV: Rats Flock Into The Temple
  5. Kaos V: Serve Women
  6. Kaos VI: Moronic Murks
  7. Kaos VII: The Weak Bore
  8. Kaos VIII: Child Molesting Rapist Murderer
  9. Kaos IX: I Despise Niggers
  10. Kaos X: Instrumental
  11. Kaos XI: I Raped Her Again And Again
  12. Kaos XII: Arab Filth
  13. Kaos XIII: Torture Faggots
  14. Kaos XIV: You Wish You Were Me
Viranesir is Emir Toğrul, a bisexual Armenian-Turk whose goal is to make as politically incorrect music as possible. For more info, read his "Statement For The Braindead".

Sunday, January 31, 2016

Koufar - Lebanon For Lebanese (2015)

Band: Koufar
Album: Lebanon For Lebanese
Year: 2015
Genre: Power Electronics
Country: USA (originally from Lebanon)

Track List:
  1. Damascus In Flames
  2. Kiss The Hand You Cannot Bite And Implore God To Break It
  3. Checkpoint In Achrafieh (Golden Calf)
  4. Flares Over The Bay Of Jounieh
more info: 1, 2