Child Pornography - She's Got Legs (2008)

Band: Child Pornography

Album: She's Got Legs

Year: 2008

Genre: Noise Rock, Synth Punk

Track List:

1. Oh Baby
2. Honey Bear
3. TV's Gotta Hold On Me
4. Fashion Vomit
5. Cold Fingers
6. Fuck'n With MC Ren
7. I Wanna Hurt
8. Power Ballad
9. Rock N' Roll
10. New Neighborhood
11. Pixel Palace Ode
12. Woot Woot
13. The Ruins
14. Up All Night
15. Lawrence of Arabia
16. Only The Lonely

"...Can one grow old gracefully with a name like Child Pornography? Apparently, yes. On this 3rd full length, She’s Got Legs, the youthful perkiness that has always characterized this band is not lost. Left behind though is the lo-fi buzz and hum. With clarity as a weapon, Child Pornography drive decisive guitar slices through epileptic beats for the most memorable autism-pop you’ve yet to hear. 

This evolution in sound is not a change to maturity, but just a refining of how much yappering, melo-drama, and exclamation a band can really stuff into the sound known as ROCK. Don’t call them electroclash or nu-rave or whatever. These guys are the Rolling Stones of YOUR generation, so get struttin"

Too bad this album is completely unlistenable shit, but you still can check it out at Deathbomb Arc.

Child Pornography - The Beatles (2006)

Band: Child Pornography

Album: The Beatles

Year: 2006

Genre: Noise Rock, Synth Punk

Track List:

1. 0% A.P.R. 
2. Vacation (George Hearts Jenna)
3. Love 4 Sale
4. Ajax Kids
5. Tribute to the Godfather
6. The Fish
7. The World Political (Concert Mix)
8. Ghetto Blastini' Poodle Passini'
9. Werewolf City, Reprise Injustice
10. Feeling Good Feeling Fit
11. Single Cell Organism Blues
12. I Want My, I Want My, Sega Genisis
13. ALOHA!
14. Whereis Yr Limos
15. Oh Sean!
16. Free Pizza for the News Corporation with the Best Graphic Interface
17. How the Inquisition was Fun
18. Leave a Message
19. Directed By Leonard Nimoy 

A lot of people wonder where they can find Child Pornography albums, but can't search for them without feeling awkward. So... you can find at least two of these (along with a lot of other music that'd fit in this blog) at the Deathbomb Arc Bandcamp page.

Child Pornography - Homosexual Cookies (2003)

Band: Child Pornography

Album: Homosexual Cookies

Year: 2003

Genre: Noise Rock, Chiptune

Track List:

1. Fossil Combs
2. I Like Ponies
3. Mamba Juice
4. Sad Birthday
5. Wagon Wheels
6. Horror Geek
7. Existential Void In Space
8. Gruesome Twosome
9. The World Political
10. He's Our Next Door Neighbor And He Likes To Dance
11. Sock On My Foot
12. Corpse Sale
13. White Noise
14. Piano
15. The Revolutionary War As Told By Child Pornography
16. They Put Her In The Trash Can
17. The Scary
18. Dirty Socks
19. The Cow Song
20. Franchise Babe
21. Fresh Ice
22. The Short Collected Works Of Violins
23. Ice Cream Again (Extended Version)
24. Barber Blues
25. Loch Ness Blues

Arguably one of the best band names ever... and very search-friendly, that's for sure! No download link, sorry, although you should feel free to enter "Download Child Pornography" in google :3