Sunday, September 22, 2019

Anti-Ben - Ben: The World's Perfect Shooting Target (2001)

 Band: Anti-Ben
Album: Ben: The World's Perfect Shooting Target
Year: 2001
Genre: Grindcore, Metal Parody
Country: USA

Track List:
  1. Ten Bens in a Den
  2. Mexican Carlos (Can Bring You Burritos)
  3. A Beautiful Song for a Beautiful Lady
  4. Eat My Poop (Drink My Pee)
  5. Everytime I Hear Disco Music I Have to Shit
  6. Duck Tales Theme (Anti-Ben Mix)
  7. Fancy
  8. Glenn Benton Sounds Funny Live in Concert
  9. I Love You (Him Version)
  10. My Tribute to Black Metal
  11. High in the Sky (Chicken on Rye)
  12. Marriage Is for Bens
  13. Mary Had a Little Lamb
  14. I Want to Punch Anne Murray in the Nose
  15. Awake in Defecation
  16. Dave Matthews Ripped Me Off (and So Did Opeth)
  17. The Time Our Microphone Messed Up
  18. Mike Tyson Thinks He's Tough Because He's a Rapist
  19. Schmotz (Tears for Fears cover - Shout)
  20. This Could Be an Anal Cunt Song Because It Reminds Me of Homos
  21. Manowar Are No Kings of Metal (but Anti-Ben Is)
  22. God Must Have Spent a Little More Time on You ('N Sync cover)
  23. The Last Straw
Anti-Ben are an anonymous joke band from Battle Ground, Washington (one of the coolest placenames ever), singing mostly about hating everything and everyone named Ben. They claim to be friends with Ceremonial Castings and record in the Dark Forest Studio, but NONE of the members of Ceremonial Castings are in Anti-Ben (although i seriously doubt it). Anyway, the funniest thing about them is that they're still somewhat active after almost 20 years, and even have released several full-length albums.

FUCK YOU BEN!