Sunday, December 31, 2017

Ajattara - Joululevy (2009)

Band: Ajattara
Album: Joululevy
Year: 2009
Genre: Black Metal, Parody
Country: Finland

Track List:
  1. Kauna
  2. Lasten Mehuhetki (Tuomari Nurmio Cover)
  3. Puhdistus
  4. Syytön (Nylon Beat Cover)
  5. Tulppaani
  6. Joulupukki Puree Ja Lyö (M. A. Numminen Cover)
  7. Sika (Juice leskinen Cover)
  8. Tahdon
  9. Teuras
  10. Kansallispäivä (Sielun Veljet Cover)
  11. Ilon Päivä
  12. Hei Tonttu-Ukot 
Great cover art! Here's some explanation what this album is about.
 

Thursday, November 30, 2017

Julius Eastman - Unjust Malaise (2005)

Band: Julius Eastman
Album: Unjust Malaise
Year: 2005
Genre: Minimalism, Modern Classical
Country: USA

Track List:
  1. Stay On It
  2. If You're So Smart, Why Aren't You Rich?
  3. Prelude To The Holy Presence Of Joan D'Arc
  4. The Holy Presence Of Joan D'Arc
  5. Gay Guerrilla
  6. Evil Nigger
  7. Crazy Nigger
  8. Julius Eastman's Spoken Introduction To The Northwestern University Concert
Awesome music by an obscure black, gay, drug-addicted composer - exactly the kind of person to fit this blog:

Tuesday, October 17, 2017

V/A - 100 Bands 7" Vol 1 (2010)

Band: Various Artists
Album: 100 Bands 7" Vol 1
Year: 2010
Genre: Grindcore, Noise, Lo-Fi, Punk, Industrial, Hardcore, Experimental, very bad music

Track List:

The Atom - Funboy
Mozak - 3.A ET.
Mass Strangulation - 20 Uhr 15
Cunt Shitter - Ram Your Finger In My Ass
Black Sister - Untitled
Holocausto Canibal - Mutilada Em 10 Seconds
Total Fucking Destruction - Boxcutter
FxUxG - Fug Must Die
Mixomatosis - Sadistic
Low Fat - Moonlight Serenade
Decreto 77 - You Are Trash
Canibal Motivation - El Retorno Del Zombie Canibale
Costa Cosanostra - Vanity's Dawn
Death Hunt - Magic Twist
2 Minuta Dreka - Ass Buster
Call Me Betty - Gesicht Was Consumiert Dich
12225 Chacal - Poussiere
Tage Danach - Jäger Sind Mörder
Pile Of Maggot Infested Viscera - Cum Stained Crib Sheets
See//Get - Nuclear Winter
Flannel Bastards - I Hate School
Hoesoodan - Trip Within 10 Seconds
Agathocles - Carved Face Fashion
Nippercreep - MD 10
Nomatrix - Half Of Me
Vasectomy - Tu Pue Du Derch
Hallucinosis - Wimpy Bands (Go Sucks Cocks)
Stampede - That One Comment Left Us On July 19th At 10H16 PM
The League Of The Mental Men - 10 Second Relief
Milk Produkt - Scanning Woman Phallus With Soja Milk
Opposition Party - No Treat
To Die - Depresi (Sepuludetik)
Follow Blindy - Gotta Have It
Youth Surge - X Backdown X
Arrestum - F10.26
Meathole Infection - 10 Seconds Of Syphillis
All Out Of Salt - Codiddy In Jail
Alchemy Of Sickness - 20 Years Of Resistance
Toilet Tantalizer - Terrible Toilet Terror
The Green Art Of Plastic - Movement
Gorgonised Dorks - Aargh
Beslanin Koulu - Moderni Holokausti
Radiation Nation - Direct Action Now
Mongolocaust - Hangovertime
C_utter - Everybodies Says Yes !
Takashi Ohkawa - Holland Hope
Cum Sock - Resin Stinks
Gastroscopy Reveal A Tumour - 4 Ictus In 10 Seconds
Raging Dickbrain - Fuck Everythings
Kentucky Fried Corpses - 10 Seconds Of Shit
The Ray Gradys - I Hate This Song
Torture Incident - I Like To See Your Big Mouth Smashed
Necrocannibalistic Vomitorium - Untitled
Step On It - Silence
Yacuzzi - Rosada
Manteca - Fuck Kevin
Blodsprut - Good Old Fashioned Cancer
Bestial Vomit - Pero Brindo Alla Vita
Thrak - Stomach
Zaprti Oddelek - With No Remorse
The Rutherford - In A Nutshell
Slapendehonden - Kut Korp Sterf
Extreme Decay - Sickness Mind
He Who Is I Am - Marijuana Is The Bomb
Skull Stomp - Track 05
Selbst Morder - Alas He Realized He Was Comfortable With His Tormented Soul
Carpet Violence - Time Flies When You Having Pun
Anus Tumor - The Cocksucker On The Phone Get A Bone
Deche-Charge - Branle Moi Salope
Jesus Crost - Lessons Learned
The Gentle Art Of Chokin - Mitgedacht
Bleeding Fist - Variation Of Death
E Aldi - Countdown
Crackcident - Pizzacrust
Scorned Flesh - Banana Phone
Bob And Rob Corpse Eating Service - Rob Has To Jerk Because Of Captain Kirk
Con Gone Wrong - You Know What You Can Do
x AOA x - Codiddy On Bail
Menstruating Cunt - Cool Cancerous Haicut
Causa Mortis - ACM Neto
Wave Crashing Piano Chords - Comp Track
Attack Of The Mad Axeman - Urban Dragon
Alboruto - The World Is Dominated By Fools But Still You Do Not Fucking Care / 3 Sicks Seconds
Sex With Robots w/ Magical Teri - Party Like A Wild Boar
Disrojjers - Sprit Fest
Cheerleader Concubine - Bloody Projectile Diarrea
Brain For Breakfast - Life
Face Up To It - Dont Like U
Matka Teresa - Lost In Fire
Tetanus - Destroy Prejudice
Pyknodysostosis - Audiorape
Acrophagia - Intestinal Sarcoma
Excecrable Exhumation - Terrordog
Gofuckyourself - No Fucking Ska
Fetal Homicide - Feb
Gynecomastia - Snoop Dog Cover (Live)
Melanocetus Murrayi - Neurological Abnormalities
Condolence - Decayed
Tetrahydrocannabinoleradicus - Noisecore For 7"
Extreme Hair Stench - Anatomical Manikin Zehn
 

Saturday, September 30, 2017

Hitler - Barbarossa (1993)

Band: Hitler
Album: Barbarossa
Year: 1993
Genre: Nazigrind
Country: Russia

Track List:
  1. Barbarossa
  2. Brest Fortress
  3. Punitive Action
  4. Vlasov's Warriors. Barbarossa
  5. Ash of the Khatyn
  6. Bread and Salt (Welcome to Ukraine)
  7. Volokolamsk's Highway
  8. Assoult to Moscow
  9. Erick Hartman in Sky
  10. Die Hungry Leningrad. Barbarossa
  11. Eat Shit
  12. Road of Life
  13. Jewish Symphony
  14. Happy Voyage PQ 17
  15. Stalingrad
  16. Pavlov's House
  17. Bloody River (Barbarossa) Dneeper
  18. Little Piese of Shit
  19. Kursk Bulge
  20. Seir oder Tod
One of the first (if not the very first) NS grindcore bands ever. Not sure if serious or not.

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Thursday, August 31, 2017

Sloth - Personal incontinence consultants for leaf​-​tickled fancies​!​! (2017)

Band: Sloth
Album: Personal incontinence consultants for leaf​-​tickled fancies​!​!
Year: 2017
Genre: Noise
Country: USA

"The band switched between and mixed noise and sludge in the beginning, but with 2012 they began to release numerous pure noise singles digitally through Bandcamp, up to 30 per month or more"

This one was released today, and it's no different from any other release on their Bandcamp page. Pure musical equivalent of shitposting.

Saturday, July 1, 2017

Demoniac - Demons of the Night (1999)

Band: Demoniac
Album: Demons of the Night
Year: 1999
Genre: Blackened Power Metal
Country: New Zealand / UK

Track List: 
  1. Night Demons / Demons of the Night
  2. Red Light II (1999 Goatlord Version)
  3. Kill All The Faggots (Death Squad Anthem)
Yeah, it's that infamous politically incorrect band whose members later went on to form Dragonforce...

Thursday, June 1, 2017

Noise Nazi - I Live In Your Brain EP (2009)

Band: Noise Nazi
Album: I Live In Your Brain EP
Year: 2009
Genre: Homo-Erotic Noise Terrorism
Country: USA
Label: Your Sister Has A Dick Records

Track List: 
  1. Intro (Zyklon B)
  2. When I Find You
  3. Fucked In Your Own Blood
  4. Everyone Should Be Killed
  5. Destroy Heterosexual Civil Rights
  6. To Be Stalked
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"DESTROY HETEROSEXUAL CIVIL RIGHTS.
FUCK HUMANITY.

ALL TRACKS RECORDED BY NOISE NAZI IN APRIL OF 2009.

WWW.MYSPACE.COM/NOYSENAZEE
WWW.MYSPACE.COM/DYINGLIVER

GEOCITIES.COM/YOURSISTERHASADICKRECORDS
YOURSISTERHASADICK.TK

FUCK ALL HUMAN LIFE!

notes -

01 - intro
* This sample was taken from an outro on Zyklon B's - "Warfare" track.

03 - fucked in your own blood
* Outro sample and voice samples taken from Jeffrey Dahmer victim's family member during a court appearance.

04 - everyone should be killed (recycled anal cunt album in two minutes)
* This track was recorded when a mishap simoutaneously played the album with all the songs playing at the same time during only a few tracks.

06 - to be stalked
* Samples taken from various oldies top hits, some noise was made with a mic, there are some spots where you can hear my vocal microphone terrorism" 
 
---

Project created by Matthew Adam Bonk in roughly 2001. MB was around thirteen years of age at this time, when he began recording various sound manipulations, grindcore and electronic music. Most releases during this period were recorded to mini cassette, under various project names and have long since been destroyed or were later released on Noise Nazi albums. Noise Nazi varies in many genres, such as Death Industrial, Power Electronics, Noise & Harsh Noise, Electronic, Dark Ambient, Grindcore and various sound art. Noise Nazi was first recognized in 2007 by labels such as TrashFuck Records, Love Torture Records, SP Records and later Murderabilia Records & Medical Malfunctions Records.

Many releases are still not listed here, and there are quite a few of unofficial releases, remixes, etc out there. There are people who have stolen material by Noise Nazi and published it as themselves and or a collaborative effort with NN, which are not official or recognized by Matthew Bonk himself.

Side projects include -

Syphilic Genital Worm : (Goregrind/Cybergrind from 2002)
Grand Cyclops : (KKK Themed Industrial / Harsh Noise)
Schnur : (True Industrial Using Only Machinery Sounds As The Main Source)
Glotzer : (Industrial/Noise Project That Collaborates With New Artists For Each Release While The Main Mind Behind It Remains Noise Nazi Himself, All Releases Are Then Mixed And Developed By Matthew Bonk).

Wednesday, May 31, 2017

Grinded Artery - Kermit Waits for Bestial Orgia (1996)

Band: Grinded Artery
Album: Kermit Waits for Bestial Orgia
Year: 1996
Genre: Death Metal, Grindcore
Country: France

Track List: 
  1. Vaginal Dejection
  2. Technological Gore Partyzone
  3. Excretion
  4. Bestial Orgia
  5. Urinal Infection
  6. Ultra Carnage
You can tell why I've posted this just by looking at its title & cover art.


Sunday, April 2, 2017

Ribat - Theorie des Partisanen (2015)

Band: Ribat
Album: Theorie des Partisanen
Year: 2015
Genre: Islamofascist Martial Industrial
Country: Baku (Azerbaijan) - Istanbul (Turkey) - St.Petersburg (Russia) - Jelena Góra (Poland)

Track List: 
  1. Prologue
  2. Document # 1: L’Homme et son Yatagan
  3. Document # 2: Révolte Nationale
  4. Document # 3: Révolte Religieuse
  5. Document # 4: Révolte Patriotique
  6. Document # 5: Révolte Métaphysique
  7. Document # 6: Révolte Contre la Paix
  8. Document # 7: Théorie Du Partisan
  9. Document # 8: Voix de Charia
  10. Épilogue
 All members are anonymous.

Concept: by someone who is wanted by Interpol for terrorism
Lyrics: by a traditionalist mystic
Music: by a far right conservative activist
Arrangements: by an owner of a well-known European indie label

There's no way to know if any of the above is true.

Saturday, April 1, 2017

Deafknife / культура курения - live rehearsal split (2014)

Band: Deafknife / культура курения
Album: Live Rehearsal Split
Year: 2014
Genre: Post-black Metal
Country: Russia

Track List: 

Deafknife (Side A):

01. Father Dagon/Mother Hydra
02. Beyond The Wall Of Sleep
03. Flock

культура курения
(Side B):

01. Cold Wires
02. Vomit
03. Flies

Fake release made for April fools' day 2014. The cassette is real, though:

Monday, February 27, 2017

Yellow Tears - The Pissmop LP (2008)

Band: Yellow Tears
Album: The Pissmop
Year: 2008
Genre: Noise
Country: USA

Track List: 
  1. Descent A - The Ritual Preparation
  2. Loss Of Self / Playful Assimilation
  3. Straining Repulsion
  4. A Makeshift Pissoir
  5. Puddled Reflections: Passivity + Cold Bathroom Tile
  6. Idled Saturation
  7. The Pissmop
  8. Pissing Sorrows
  9. Did This Really Happen?
  10. Gag Symphony #1
  11. Liquid Shimmer
  12. Nectars Of The Passion
We all know there are many grindcore albums dedicated to shit. But how about a noise album dedicated to piss?..