Tuesday, December 25, 2018

V/A - Cucked For Christmas (2016)

Band: Various Artists
Album: Cucked For Christmas
Year: 2016
Genre: Porngrind, Cybergrind

Track List:
  1. BxBx Beastiality Boys - Merry Cuckmas, You Filthy Animal.
  2. BxBx Beastiality Boys - Santa Muthaphukkin Claus is Cummin Fo Yo Bitch Ass (Feat. Tyler of Giraffe Cock Impalement and Hepatectomy)
  3. Menstrual Munchies - Fist Fucking A Prostitute Mid Fiesta
  4. Menstrual Munchies - Stop Rape, Say Yes
  5. Menstrual Munchies - She Grabs My Nuts When I Hit It From The Back
  6. Menstrual Munchies - A$$ Clappin' Fag Basher
  7. ANALMILK - Cunt Cooked Like A Christmas Goose
  8. ANALMILK - All I Want For Christmas Is For Santa's Wife To Give Me Brain
  9. ANALMILK - Deck The Halls With Guts Full Of Molly
  10. Bong Full Of Cunt Juice - Kiss Shaves Santa!
  11. Bong Full Of Cunt Juice - All We Wanted For Christmas Was Some Faygo, But Santa Gotta Be A Lil Ass Bitch And Put Us On His Naughty List. 
  12. Bong Full Of Cunt Juice - We Put Lean in Our Egg Nog 
  13. Bong Full Of Cunt Juice - The Cocaine Christmas Blues...
"Beastiality Boys" is a nice pun on Beastie Boys, isn't? Their side projects also have nice names; namely, $crilla Villa, Bong Full of Cunt Juice, Boobies Titties Big Ol' Juggers, Compact Cassette, Dicephalustetrapusdibrachius Anthropohagolagnia, Firby Nurbs, Gangrenous Gallbladder, Gravity Bong, JWH - 018, P.C.P., Paranoiamphetamine, Psychotic Depression, Sloshy Anal Gape, SxLxxOxAxDxKxSxOxTxFxOxAxAxFx, The X-Philes, Transorbital Lobotomy, Gynecomastia Hypertrophy Elephantiasis, and so on. And of course, it's good to see that the infamous "cuck" meme now has some use on the porngrind scene. Additionally, the google results for "Cucked for Christmas" are... interesting, to say the least.