Ynkleudherhenavogyon - Adamant Keynvoryow Hager​-​awel Greuv (2019)

Band: Ynkleudherhenavogyon

Album: Adamant Keynvoryow Hager​-​awel Greuv

Year: 2019

Genre: Raw Black Metal, Dungeon Synth
Country: UK

Track List:

1. Kresosel Loryow Golowan Kodh Glaw Devosel
2. Adamant Keynvoryow Hager-awel Greuv

Bedroom black metal/synth with lyrics in Cornish language? Yeah, it is a thing. No idea what those track names mean, but they sound absolutely awesome. 

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Screech Calamity (ex-Tranny) - Tranny (2019)

Band: Screech Calamity (ex-Tranny)

Album: Tranny

Year: 2019

Genre: Depressive Black Metal
Country: USA

Track List:

1. Intro
2. Music
3. It Makes Me Feel
4. Maybe
5. To Be Loved like a Girl
6. I'll Never Be Beautiful
7. A Monster like You
8. Tranny 

Tranny was a DSBM project by Chris Schroeder (Atmospheric Apocalypse, Esophageal Maggots, OwO, Screech Calamity, Traumatic Serenity, Embryonic Defilement, Laceration Lord, Lord Bootyquake, Sock, Thornbush, Voice of the Forest, ex-Alien Tampon, ex-Ass DJ, ex-Dankophiliac, ex-Futanari Magic Loli, ex-Grimpsy, ex-Kuikomi, ex-Lolicon Legion, ex-Pawg Beelzebub, ex-Pulse Palpitation)

"I'm not sure if I'll Transition. I just like dressing like a girl" - Chris Schroeder

Hipster Black Metal - The Album (2019)

Band: Hipster Black Metal

Album: Hipster Black Metal - The Album

Year: 2019

Genre: Black Metal Parody
Country: USA

Track List:

1. Intro
2. поддельнаятушка I
3. поддельнаятушка II
4. HERMH - Hairless
5. MUTTONCHOP DEATHCAMP
6. DFICATN - D I C S U C K E R
7. Goat bath? What's a Ghost bath?
8. Crush The Lies (Aryan Terrorism cover)
9. Black People Dancing to Slam Death Metal
10. Mąʼiitsoh (Bonus Track)
11. Outro (So Pretty Much Fuck These Guys)

Satirical musical project of the insult comedy YouTube channel Hipster Black Metal, ran by Nino R. Mejia aka helloasswipes. Bashing the clowns in the black metal industry. Tune in every week for more butthurt.

 

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ΜΠΑΤΟΥΣΚΑ - Spiritual Rebel Propaganda (2019)

Band: ΜΠΑΤΟΥΣΚΑ

Album: Spiritual Rebel Propaganda

Year: 2019

Genre: Black Metal Parody
Country: Greece (in all seriousness, most likely USA)

Track List:

1. Spiritual Rebel Propaganda I: Cleansing of the Black Temple (from Reactionary Crybabies)
2. Spiritual Rebel Propaganda II: Hymn to our Dark Mothers Natalie Wynn, Kim Kelly and Anita Sarkeesian
3. Spiritual Rebel Propaganda III: The Road to Revolution is not Paved with Fake Unity
4. Spiritual Rebel Propaganda IV: Wanking with a Thesaurus in a Bardo Methodology Interview Doesn't Conceal Your Fascist Bullshit
5. Spiritual Rebel Propaganda V: The Passion of Father Impatient (Papa Anypomonos)
6. Spiritual Rebel Propaganda VI: Religious Antifascist Black Μetal Zealotry

A parody of Batushka and the related drama, the band claims to be a pair of Orthodox Monks from Mount Athos, Greece who rebelled against their spiritual leadership.
"Μπατουσκα" is the transliteration of "Batouska" in the Greek alphabet.  

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Anti-Ben - Ben: The World's Perfect Shooting Target (2001)

 Band: Anti-Ben

Album: Ben: The World's Perfect Shooting Target

Year: 2001

Genre: Grindcore, Metal Parody
Country: USA

Track List:

1. Ten Bens in a Den
2. Mexican Carlos (Can Bring You Burritos)
3. A Beautiful Song for a Beautiful Lady
4. Eat My Poop (Drink My Pee)
5. Everytime I Hear Disco Music I Have to Shit
6. Duck Tales Theme (Anti-Ben Mix)
7. Fancy
8. Glenn Benton Sounds Funny Live in Concert
9. I Love You (Him Version)
10. My Tribute to Black Metal
11. High in the Sky (Chicken on Rye)
12. Marriage Is for Bens
13. Mary Had a Little Lamb
14. I Want to Punch Anne Murray in the Nose
15. Awake in Defecation
16. Dave Matthews Ripped Me Off (and So Did Opeth)
17. The Time Our Microphone Messed Up
18. Mike Tyson Thinks He's Tough Because He's a Rapist
19. Schmotz (Tears for Fears cover - Shout)
20. This Could Be an Anal Cunt Song Because It Reminds Me of Homos
21. Manowar Are No Kings of Metal (but Anti-Ben Is)
22. God Must Have Spent a Little More Time on You ('N Sync cover)
23. The Last Straw

Anti-Ben are an anonymous joke band from Battle Ground, Washington (one of the coolest placenames ever), singing mostly about hating everything and everyone named Ben. They claim to be friends with Ceremonial Castings and record in the Dark Forest Studio, but NONE of the members of Ceremonial Castings are in Anti-Ben (although i seriously doubt it). Anyway, the funniest thing about them is that they're still somewhat active after almost 20 years, and even have released several full-length albums.

FUCK YOU BEN!

The Kominas - Wild Nights in Guantánamo Bay (2008)

Band: The Kominas

Album: Wild Nights in Guantánamo Bay

Year: 2008

Genre: Punk, Taqwacore
Country: USA

Track List:

1. Sharia Law in the USA
2. Chaku!
3. Ayesha
4. Dishoom Bebe
5. Par Desi
6. 9000 Miles
7. Wal-Qaeda Superstore
8. Blow Shit Up
9. Layla
10. Rabyah
11. I Want A Handjob
12. Suicide Bomb The GAP
13. Rumi Was A Homo (bonus)

Islamic punk rock played by Pakistani-Americans and meant to be offensive to everyone from Islamists to American conservatives. 
Terrorists Win!

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Racetraitor - 2042 (2018)

Band: Racetraitor

Album: 2042

Year: 2018

Genre: Hardcore
Country: USA

Track List:

1. Three Minutes Of Hate
2. The Lion And The Lamb
3. BLK XMAS
4. By The Time I Get To Pennsylvannia
5. Aylanoor
6. Cataclysm
7. The Cult Of Eschatology
8. Unhinged
9. The Universal Corrective Map Of The World
10. Rooz Va Aftab

"Racetraitor was a metalcore band from Chicago, Illinois who managed to get on the covers of both Maximum Rock N' Roll and HeartattaCk before releasing a note of music. Known for calling audience members "crackers" and for espousing beliefs influenced by black nationalism, third worldism and other anti-colonial ideologies (and for some members, eventually, Islam)... The idea was to take the pejorative term "race traitor" used by white American racists and claim it as a positive self-chosen label"

 

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Anti Katholisch - The False Religion (2017)

Band: Anti Katholisch

Album: The False Religion

Year: 2017

Genre: (Un)Black Metal/Noise 
Country: Mexico

Track List:

1. Intro
2. The False Religion
3. Blackened Angry Judas
4. Ende der Finsternis
5. Black Magic (Garbage)
6. Dunkelheit

Christian (but Anti-Catholic) black metal from Mexico. Quite possibly the worst stuff I've heard in the whole unblack metal genre.

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Exmortes - Hear the Saw... Coming Near (1990)

Band: Exmortes

Album: Hear the Saw... Coming Near

Year: 1990

Genre: No-Effort Black Metal/Noise

Country: Netherlands

Track List:

1. Prophecy
2. Creed of Eternal
3. Throne of Death
4. Lacerated Sky

... Maybe a little bit more flanger on the guitar? Also, what's with all those awful Dutch black metal/noise bands from 90s? Apator, Satanic Death, Botulistum, Christfighter, and now this ...

Satanic Death - Braincancer (1990)

Band: Satanic Death

Album: Braincancer

Year: 1990

Genre: Black Noise

Country: Netherlands

Officially released by Necroscum Produxions, 1990 (scum002)
This is Satanic Death's first demo and is re-released in December of 2017 on Tape by Tenebrae Sumus Records. 

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GG Allin - No Room (1993)

Band: GG Allin

Album: No Room

Year: 1993

Genre: Scum Punk

Country: USA

Track List:

1. No Room For Nigger
2. Kiss Me In The Gutter

A timeless classic.

 

 

TriORE - Farewell All My Cumrades - 2015 teaser

Teaser for the upcoming (not really) album "Cummunism". Is it about gay sex? Looks like so.

Susvourtre - demo (1996)

Band: Susvourtre

Album: demo

Year: 1996

Genre: Black Noise

Country: France

Track List: 

1. Piggy Shaved Pussy
2. Susvourtre
3. Punisher
4. Deflowered At Five

Pedophilia-themed raw black metal by Vordb and Vorlok Drakksteim of Les Legions Noires, featuring only drums and bass guitar. Exceptionally bad even by LLN standards.

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Pederasty - We Have Your Children (1997)

Band: Pederasty

Album: We Have Your Children

Year: 1997

Genre: Death Metal

Country: USA

Track List:

1. Orgies of the Unholy
2. Rationalized Killing
3. Denial of the After Life
4. Self-Inflicted Head Wounds
5. Kneel Down Before the Goat

Decided to check it out because of the name. Actually, it's pretty good for an old obscure metal demo:

Child Pornography - She's Got Legs (2008)

Band: Child Pornography

Album: She's Got Legs

Year: 2008

Genre: Noise Rock, Synth Punk

Track List:

1. Oh Baby
2. Honey Bear
3. TV's Gotta Hold On Me
4. Fashion Vomit
5. Cold Fingers
6. Fuck'n With MC Ren
7. I Wanna Hurt
8. Power Ballad
9. Rock N' Roll
10. New Neighborhood
11. Pixel Palace Ode
12. Woot Woot
13. The Ruins
14. Up All Night
15. Lawrence of Arabia
16. Only The Lonely

"...Can one grow old gracefully with a name like Child Pornography? Apparently, yes. On this 3rd full length, She’s Got Legs, the youthful perkiness that has always characterized this band is not lost. Left behind though is the lo-fi buzz and hum. With clarity as a weapon, Child Pornography drive decisive guitar slices through epileptic beats for the most memorable autism-pop you’ve yet to hear. 

This evolution in sound is not a change to maturity, but just a refining of how much yappering, melo-drama, and exclamation a band can really stuff into the sound known as ROCK. Don’t call them electroclash or nu-rave or whatever. These guys are the Rolling Stones of YOUR generation, so get struttin"

Too bad this album is completely unlistenable shit, but you still can check it out at Deathbomb Arc.

Child Pornography - The Beatles (2006)

Band: Child Pornography

Album: The Beatles

Year: 2006

Genre: Noise Rock, Synth Punk

Track List:

1. 0% A.P.R. 
2. Vacation (George Hearts Jenna)
3. Love 4 Sale
4. Ajax Kids
5. Tribute to the Godfather
6. The Fish
7. The World Political (Concert Mix)
8. Ghetto Blastini' Poodle Passini'
9. Werewolf City, Reprise Injustice
10. Feeling Good Feeling Fit
11. Single Cell Organism Blues
12. I Want My, I Want My, Sega Genisis
13. ALOHA!
14. Whereis Yr Limos
15. Oh Sean!
16. Free Pizza for the News Corporation with the Best Graphic Interface
17. How the Inquisition was Fun
18. Leave a Message
19. Directed By Leonard Nimoy 

A lot of people wonder where they can find Child Pornography albums, but can't search for them without feeling awkward. So... you can find at least two of these (along with a lot of other music that'd fit in this blog) at the Deathbomb Arc Bandcamp page.

Child Pornography - Homosexual Cookies (2003)

Band: Child Pornography

Album: Homosexual Cookies

Year: 2003

Genre: Noise Rock, Chiptune

Track List:

1. Fossil Combs
2. I Like Ponies
3. Mamba Juice
4. Sad Birthday
5. Wagon Wheels
6. Horror Geek
7. Existential Void In Space
8. Gruesome Twosome
9. The World Political
10. He's Our Next Door Neighbor And He Likes To Dance
11. Sock On My Foot
12. Corpse Sale
13. White Noise
14. Piano
15. The Revolutionary War As Told By Child Pornography
16. They Put Her In The Trash Can
17. The Scary
18. Dirty Socks
19. The Cow Song
20. Franchise Babe
21. Fresh Ice
22. The Short Collected Works Of Violins
23. Ice Cream Again (Extended Version)
24. Barber Blues
25. Loch Ness Blues

Arguably one of the best band names ever... and very search-friendly, that's for sure! No download link, sorry, although you should feel free to enter "Download Child Pornography" in google :3