Crifotoure Satanarda - demo (2000)

Band: Crifotoure Satanarda

Album: demo

Year: 2000

Genre: "Epic War Viking Metal", Black Noise

Country: Japan

Track List:

1. Medieval Siege
2. Off Shore Battle Front

Advertised on 4chan as one of the worst black metal demos ever recorded, yet it's actually pretty cool.

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Napalm Death / Electro Hippies - split (1989)

Band: Napalm Death / Electro Hippies

Album: 7'' split

Year: 1989

Genre: Grindcore

Country: UK

Track List: 

1. Napalm Death - You Suffer
2. Electro Hippies - Mega Armageddon Death Pt.3 

Zeal and Ardor - Devil is Fine (2016)

Band: Zeal and Ardor

Album: Devil is Fine

Year: 2016

Genre: Avant-Garde, Satanic Spirituals

Country: USA

Track List: 

1. Devil Is Fine
2. In Ashes
3. Sacrilegium I
4. Come On Down
5. Children's Summon
6. Sacrilegium II
7. Blood In The River
8. What is a Killer like you gonna do here?
9. Sacrilegium III

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Totally Fucking Gay - s/t (2016)

Band: Totally Fucking Gay

Album: Totally Fucking Gay

Year: 2016

Genre: Homocore

Country: USA

Track List: 

1. marathon gay sex for manly men
2. come out of the closet (and cum in my ass)
3. just another day in the life of a gay
4. husband and husband
5. we don't need society's approval
6. it's time to gargle with salty semen
7. let's buy a man purse at the mall
8. ambassador of ass
9. you can evolve or become a dinosaur
10. there's nothing wrong with some atm

"Totally Fucking Gay was formed in 2003 by vocalist Kneepad Nikki. Nikki explains, ‘I needed an outlet to express my admiration for the extreme side of gay culture. I wanted to create an old school John Waters movie in sonic form.’ Nikki mixed his love of underground music, pop music and taking dicks in his ass to create an electro-grind Village People for the 21st century. Nikki recorded multiple albums with his ex-lover, P. Nizlicka. The albums were never officially released. Nikki states, ‘P. Nizlicka was a great creative collaborator; and his abs were fantastic. I still get erect thinking about them/him. However, he made a lot of money and started voting Republican. That ended our relationship-both personal and professional.’

Luckily for Nikki, he rebounded with producer and multi-instrumentalist, Doc Octocock. Doc explains their first meeting, ‘Nikki visited my studio when I was producing a gangster rap project which shall remain nameless. Let’s just say that some very well known gangbangers are also assbangers. Anyway, Nikki had a lot of song ideas and I offered to let him record at Octocock Audio.’ These new TFG albums were musically and sonically more advanced than their primitive predecessors. The albums were never officially released. Nikki states, ‘I had a ton of material but I had no idea what to do with it. Doc suggested that we start a record label together. I knew nothing of the homocore scene-and I didn’t think there was an audience for weird music with funny, offensive pro-gay lyrics. Ultimately, I balked at the label idea due to lack of money and health problems.’ Nikki, whose birth name is Mike Hymson, suffers from chronic lyme disease. When he’s not creating music, he’s bouncing from doctor to doctor in hopes that some day he will regain his health.

The missing piece of the puzzle showed up in the form of Joe Testículo. ‘Joe walked into a laundromat near my house one night,’ says Nikki; ‘He was wearing a tank top and daisy dukes. He walked right up to the first washing machine and got undressed. It was about 9 p.m. and this place was far from empty. He put his clothes in the machine and sat down butt naked while they were washed and dried. He was very quiet and completely focused on his phone. I could tell he was on Grindr so I didn’t bother him. When his clothes were ready he quickly dressed and left. I chased him out into the parking lot and asked him to play lead guitar on my new album.’

Kneepad Nikki, Doc Octocock and Joe Testículo created TFG’s self titled album during the summer of 2015. Dicks were sucked, bagels were eaten and hits were created. The lead single, ‘Marathon Gay Sex For Manly Men’ was recorded first; followed by 9 other homoerotic hymns. Once the album was completed, the three formed Third Input Records as a way to release TFG’s self titled album; as well as the entire TFG back catalog. Joe explains, ‘I saw potential audiences for TFG that Nikki was unable to see; queercore, grindcore, electronic music, even Howard Stern fans. I also pointed out the similarities between TFG and the movie Bruno, which made millions of dollars for its studio and star. We’re not aiming that high; but the money coming in from downloads and streaming should cover our lube and condom bills for the year.’

Joe is also a friend of the controversial artist, Mike Diana, who created 3 different original pieces of art for the physical release of the album. Nikki admits that for him TFG is more than a musical project; it’s a philosophy of life; ‘TFG is a pop grindcore comedy project first and foremost. I want people to laugh out loud when they hear this shit. However, TFG’s secondary purpose is to be a homophobes worst nightmare. We’re like the NWA of homosexuality. We take all the things that conservatives fear about gay culture-and instead of downplaying them for societal approval; we amplify them beyond caricature. Then we shove them right up their ass.’"

 

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Satans Penguins - Birds Of Darkness (2001)

Band: Satan's Penguins

Album: Birds Of Darkness

Year: 2001

Genre: Avant-Garde Black/Doom Metal

Country:Sweden

Track List: 

1. Antarctic Winterstorm
2. The Myth (In the Norther Woods)
3. An Evil Shade of Pink
4. Night of the Penguins
5. Behind Mountains of Ice
6. The Return of the Undead Smurfs (Gargamels Revenge II)
7. Mutant Ninja Penguins (From Hell)
8. Emigrantvisan 

"Lyrical themes: Folklore, Batman-influenced movies, Penguins"

 

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Tadnees - Satans Of Mosques (2010)

Band: تدنيس

Album: شياطين المساجد

Year: 2010

Genre: Black Metal

Country: Saudi Arabia

Track List:

1. Before Its Too Late (Intro)
2. Sacrilege Of Mosques
3. From Mosque To Dust
4. Dunkelheit (Burzum Tribute)

Claimed to be a duo with one member of Seeds Of Iblis, but nothing about them is known for certain.

Seeds of Iblis - Jihad Against Islam (2011)

Band: Seeds of Iblis

Album: Jihad Against Islam

Year: 2011

Genre: Black Metal

Country: Iraq

Track List:

1. Inverted Hilal
2. No Islam
3. Sex with Muhammad's Corpse
4. In the Name of Iblis

Featuring Anahita (Janaza). Possibly fake too.

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Janaza - Burning Quran Ceremony (2010)

Band: Janaza

Album: Burning Quran Ceremony

Year: 2010

Genre: Black Metal

Country: Iraq

Track List:

1. Burn the Pages of Quran
2. Islamic Lies
3. Arise
4. Black Metal Ist Krieg
5. When Islam Brainwashed Mankind

First and only female black metal band from Iraq... is it fake? Who knows, but happy April Fools' Day!

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Viranesir - Kaos Garden: Burn The Homeless (2015)

Band: Viranesir

Album: Kaos Garden: Burn The Homeless

Year: 2015

Genre: Black Metal

Country: Turkey

Track List:

1. Kaos I: Burning Swastika Cleansing
2. Kaos II: Set Poor People On Fire
3. Kaos III: Armenian Genocide Is Amazing
4. Kaos IV: Rats Flock Into The Temple
5. Kaos V: Serve Women
6. Kaos VI: Moronic Murks
7. Kaos VII: The Weak Bore
8. Kaos VIII: Child Molesting Rapist Murderer
9. Kaos IX: I Despise Niggers
10. Kaos X: Instrumental
11. Kaos XI: I Raped Her Again And Again
12. Kaos XII: Arab Filth
13. Kaos XIII: Torture Faggots
14. Kaos XIV: You Wish You Were Me

Viranesir is Emir Toğrul, a bisexual Armenian-Turk whose goal is to make as politically incorrect music as possible. For more info, read his "Statement For The Braindead".

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Koufar - Lebanon For Lebanese (2015)

Band: Koufar

Album: Lebanon For Lebanese

Year: 2015

Genre: Power Electronics

Country: USA (originally from Lebanon)

Track List:

1. Damascus In Flames
2. Kiss The Hand You Cannot Bite And Implore God To Break It
3. Checkpoint In Achrafieh (Golden Calf)
4. Flares Over The Bay Of Jounieh

more info: 1, 2

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