Sloth - Personal incontinence consultants for leaf​-​tickled fancies​!​! (2017)

Band: Sloth

Album: Personal incontinence consultants for leaf​-​tickled fancies​!​!

Year: 2017

Genre: Noise

Country: USA

"The band switched between and mixed noise and sludge in the beginning, but with 2012 they began to release numerous pure noise singles digitally through Bandcamp, up to 30 per month or more"

This one was released today, and it's no different from any other release on their Bandcamp page. Pure musical equivalent of shitposting.

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Demoniac - Demons of the Night (1999)

Band: Demoniac

Album: Demons of the Night

Year: 1999

Genre: Blackened Power Metal

Country: New Zealand / UK

Track List: 

1. Night Demons / Demons of the Night
2. Red Light II (1999 Goatlord Version)
3. Kill All The Faggots (Death Squad Anthem)

Yeah, it's that infamous politically incorrect band whose members later went on to form Dragonforce...

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Noise Nazi - I Live In Your Brain EP (2009)

Band: Noise Nazi

Album: I Live In Your Brain EP

Year: 2009

Genre: Homo-Erotic Noise Terrorism

Country: USA
Label: Your Sister Has A Dick Records

Track List: 

1. Intro (Zyklon B)
2. When I Find You
3. Fucked In Your Own Blood
4. Everyone Should Be Killed
5. Destroy Heterosexual Civil Rights
6. To Be Stalked

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"DESTROY HETEROSEXUAL CIVIL RIGHTS.
FUCK HUMANITY.
ALL TRACKS RECORDED BY NOISE NAZI IN APRIL OF 2009.
WWW.MYSPACE.COM/NOYSENAZEE
WWW.MYSPACE.COM/DYINGLIVER
GEOCITIES.COM/YOURSISTERHASADICKRECORDS
YOURSISTERHASADICK.TK
FUCK ALL HUMAN LIFE!
notes -
01 - intro
* This sample was taken from an outro on Zyklon B's - "Warfare" track.
03 - fucked in your own blood
* Outro sample and voice samples taken from Jeffrey Dahmer victim's family member during a court appearance.
04 - everyone should be killed (recycled anal cunt album in two minutes)
* This track was recorded when a mishap simoutaneously played the album with all the songs playing at the same time during only a few tracks.
06 - to be stalked
* Samples taken from various oldies top hits, some noise was made with a mic, there are some spots where you can hear my vocal microphone terrorism" 

 

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Project created by Matthew Adam Bonk in roughly 2001. MB was around thirteen years of age at this time, when he began recording various sound manipulations, grindcore and electronic music. Most releases during this period were recorded to mini cassette, under various project names and have long since been destroyed or were later released on Noise Nazi albums. Noise Nazi varies in many genres, such as Death Industrial, Power Electronics, Noise & Harsh Noise, Electronic, Dark Ambient, Grindcore and various sound art. Noise Nazi was first recognized in 2007 by labels such as TrashFuck Records, Love Torture Records, SP Records and later Murderabilia Records & Medical Malfunctions Records.

Many releases are still not listed here, and there are quite a few of unofficial releases, remixes, etc out there. There are people who have stolen material by Noise Nazi and published it as themselves and or a collaborative effort with NN, which are not official or recognized by Matthew Bonk himself.

Side projects include -

Syphilic Genital Worm : (Goregrind/Cybergrind from 2002)
Grand Cyclops : (KKK Themed Industrial / Harsh Noise)
Schnur : (True Industrial Using Only Machinery Sounds As The Main Source)
Glotzer : (Industrial/Noise Project That Collaborates With New Artists For Each Release While The Main Mind Behind It Remains Noise Nazi Himself, All Releases Are Then Mixed And Developed By Matthew Bonk).

Grinded Artery - Kermit Waits for Bestial Orgia (1996)

Band: Grinded Artery

Album: Kermit Waits for Bestial Orgia

Year: 1996

Genre: Death Metal, Grindcore

Country: France

Track List: 

1. Vaginal Dejection
2. Technological Gore Partyzone
3. Excretion
4. Bestial Orgia
5. Urinal Infection
6. Ultra Carnage

You can tell why I've posted this just by looking at its title & cover art.

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Ribat - Theorie des Partisanen (2015)

Band: Ribat

Album: Theorie des Partisanen

Year: 2015

Genre: Islamofascist Martial Industrial

Country: Baku (Azerbaijan) - Istanbul (Turkey) - St.Petersburg (Russia) - Jelena Góra (Poland)

Track List: 

1. Prologue
2. Document # 1: L’Homme et son Yatagan
3. Document # 2: Révolte Nationale
4. Document # 3: Révolte Religieuse
5. Document # 4: Révolte Patriotique
6. Document # 5: Révolte Métaphysique
7. Document # 6: Révolte Contre la Paix
8. Document # 7: Théorie Du Partisan
9. Document # 8: Voix de Charia
10. Épilogue

 All members are anonymous.

Concept: by someone who is wanted by Interpol for terrorism

Lyrics: by a traditionalist mystic

Music: by a far right conservative activist

Arrangements: by an owner of a well-known European indie label

There's no way to know if any of the above is true.

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Deafknife / культура курения - live rehearsal split (2014)

Band: Deafknife / культура курения

Album: Live Rehearsal Split

Year: 2014

Genre: Post-black Metal

Country: Russia

Track List: 

Deafknife (Side A):

01. Father Dagon/Mother Hydra
02. Beyond The Wall Of Sleep
03. Flock

культура курения (Side B):

01. Cold Wires
02. Vomit
03. Flies

Fake release made for April fools' day 2014. The cassette is real, though:

Yellow Tears - The Pissmop LP (2008)

Band: Yellow Tears

Album: The Pissmop

Year: 2008

Genre: Noise

Country: USA

Track List: 

1. Descent A - The Ritual Preparation
2. Loss Of Self / Playful Assimilation
3. Straining Repulsion
4. A Makeshift Pissoir
5. Puddled Reflections: Passivity + Cold Bathroom Tile
6. Idled Saturation
7. The Pissmop
8. Pissing Sorrows
9. Did This Really Happen?
10. Gag Symphony #1
11. Liquid Shimmer
12. Nectars Of The Passion

We all know there are many grindcore albums dedicated to shit. But how about a noise album dedicated to piss?..

Abosranie Bogom - The Jerusalem Sessions Uncut (2002)

Band: Abosranie Bogom

Album: The Jerusalem Sessions Uncut

Year: 2002

Genre: Noisegrind, Shitgrind

Country: Israel

Track List: 

1. Thomas Is A Spic
2. Pork Eating Rabbi Renotski
3. De Fage
4. Uglie Is A Homo
5. Gaywish Sucks
6. PMS Has Got PMS (Vaginal Blood)
7. Rh You Suck
8. Dbh Can We Steal More Rels
9. Eminenz Is A 50 Year Old Woman
10. Nekronik is A 100 Years Old Granny Rapist
11. Someone Tell Uglie to Get His Lips Off Thoth's Ass
12. Elpatron Is A Dirty Mexican
13. The Uglie Sessions
14. Massacrew Please Leave
15. Elpatrons Sister Is Hot
16. This Is An Anal Cunt Clone
17. What Is Thoth
18. Fistfucking Elpatron's Sister (A BERC Oddssey)
19. Fart, Cum and Bend Over (A Tribute to GRAVEWISH)
20. Suck My Hairless Lolita Balls
21. Jew Shower
22. Chuck Shindler (or Whatever the Fuck Was His Lastname) Was A Fag
23. Gaywish Screw Up Rips
24. Customx Is A Vomiting Anus
25. I Liked GRAVEWISH Better When it Was Just 1 Homo Instead of Several Homos
26. I Killed Chuck Shindler (or Whatever the Fuck Was His Lastname)
27. Thinking Up Song Titles on IRC with Mindless Jews is Harder than it Sounds
28. Renot and Stimpy
29. Www.Blacklung.Com
30. I Bet You're Such A Fag You Went to the Link
31. 3 Jews In A Blender
32. AMRC is Ancient Arabic for Jew
33. Jerking Off To Uglypeople.Com
34. Please Get this Dick Out My Ass the Elpatron Chronicles
35. No, I Won't Suck Your Dick You Big-Nosed Jew
36. Sleep Time For The Spicster
37. Is This A Songtitle
38. Dont Fall Asleep Spic
39. Get Your Grubby Hands Off Me You Dirty Motherfucking Rabbi
40. My Mom Told Me Never to Give Leech Slots to Jews
41. No Way Im Relling It As A.B.
42. You Can Never Have Too Many Jew Jokes
43. Into the Oven the Rabbi Renotski Story
44. Making Up Gay Song Titles in the Middle of the Night with A Russian Coprophagiac is Less Entertaining than it Sounds
45. I'm Afraid to Generate Controversey Because I'm A Jew Loving Pussy
46. Hitler Thy Name Is Eminenz
47. Lederhosen
48. I Killed Your Jew
49. Nava666 A Jew
50. Renot and De Sade - Get A Room, You Fags!
51. Amrc Thinks Rush Is Metal (Theyre Gay)
52. Skyforger - Mulder and Scully Are After You!
53. Gaywish Stole Berc's People Rip
54. Metalscene Is Gay
55. Thoth Checked Weither His Nads Were in Dupecheck
56. Thoth Had A Romantic Picnic with Eminenz
57. Eminenz Or Eminemz
58. Skyforger Made A Website About His Stupid Smelly Cat
59. Jesus Tod Vs Jizz - Ass Toad
60. Thoth Ate Too Many Foreskins
61. Death Owes Me A Blowjob
62. Death- is A Stoned Child, His Excrements Contain Grass-Sticks
63. Nava666 Has A Femenine Nickname
64. Tong-Poh - What Kinda Fucking Lame Nickname is that
65. Montag Dupes His Own Releases
66. Nava666 Was Sitting on the Cock by the Bay While Death- Angrily Whacked Form the Adjacent Bush
67. Vic Releases A Shitload of French Live Shows that All Suck
68. Cnmc Needs More Cocks
69. SS Got Banned Form Topsites Because They Are A Bunch of Nazis
70. Siteops Who Banned SS Are Fucking Stupid
71. Rabbi Nava666Ski
72. BERC Needs More Gay Porn on Their MHQ
73. Sattyr Likes to Play Chess on Yahoo Games with His Gay Uncle
74. Serpis Will Not Make it Through the Trial Period Because His Releases Suck Ass
75. PMS Should Go Back to Serving in Channels on Dalnet
76. (pagan) is Always Away Because He Has A Life Unlike Other People in BERC
77. Changing Nicknames is Gay and Feds Will Still Find You and Cut Your Balls Off
78. BERC Members Can't Speak English Worth Shit
79. AMRC Makes 324325325325 Heavy Metal Releases that Nobody Wants to Download
80. END Are Masters of Supreme Faggotry
81. We Pre 2 Releases A Day So We Can Look Cool
82. Massacrew Uses Shit for Toothpaste
83. Thoth Stole Uglie 's Pink Dildo
84. Spic - A - Jew
85. Spic - E - Mon
86. Most of All I Hate Racists and Niggers
87. Golden Zyklon B Showers
88. There Are No Black People in Metal Scene Because We Lynched Them
89. Goregasm Will Never Get on MHQ Because Death- is Too Stoned to Add Him
90. Vic Load Their HQ with Nothing But Techno-Trance
91. Members of DBH Are Like Jews Because They Killed Jesus
92. We Can Tell Uou the New Key to #metalscene
93. People Who Say Hrhr Instead of Hehe on IRC Are Gay (Stupid Germans You Know Who You Are)
94. Rabbi Sataninski
95. Nava666 Still Has His Foreskin Even Though He's A Jew
96. I Took A Dump Today and it Looked Like Tong-Poh Mom's Face
97. Nava666's Real Name Contains the Word Gay in it
98. People Who Set Topics in #metalscene Are Dumb Fags
99. I Use the Word Picnic Because it Means Pick-A-Nigger

 

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Crifotoure Satanarda - demo (2000)

Band: Crifotoure Satanarda

Album: demo

Year: 2000

Genre: "Epic War Viking Metal", Black Noise

Country: Japan

Track List:

1. Medieval Siege
2. Off Shore Battle Front

Advertised on 4chan as one of the worst black metal demos ever recorded, yet it's actually pretty cool.

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Napalm Death / Electro Hippies - split (1989)

Band: Napalm Death / Electro Hippies

Album: 7'' split

Year: 1989

Genre: Grindcore

Country: UK

Track List: 

1. Napalm Death - You Suffer
2. Electro Hippies - Mega Armageddon Death Pt.3