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Monday, April 1, 2019

TriORE - Farewell All My Cumrades - 2015 teaser

Teaser for the upcoming (not really) album "Cummunism". Is it about gay sex? Looks like so.

Friday, March 1, 2019

Susvourtre - demo (1996)

Band: Susvourtre

Album: demo

Year: 1996

Genre: Black Noise

Country: France

Track List:

Piggy Shaved Pussy
Susvourtre
Punisher
Deflowered At Five

Pedophilia-themed raw black metal by Vordb and Vorlok Drakksteim of Les Legions Noires, featuring only drums and bass guitar. Exceptionally bad even by LLN standards.

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Wednesday, February 27, 2019

Pederasty - We Have Your Children (1997)

Band: Pederasty

Album: We Have Your Children

Year: 1997

Genre: Death Metal

Country: USA

Track List:

Orgies of the Unholy
Rationalized Killing
Denial of the After Life
Self-Inflicted Head Wounds
Kneel Down Before the Goat

Decided to check it out because of the name. Actually, it's pretty good for an old obscure metal demo:

Tuesday, January 22, 2019

Child Pornography - She's Got Legs (2008)

Band: Child Pornography

Album: She's Got Legs

Year: 2008

Genre: Noise Rock, Synth Punk

Track List:

Oh Baby
Honey Bear
TV's Gotta Hold On Me
Fashion Vomit
Cold Fingers
Fuck'n With MC Ren
I Wanna Hurt
Power Ballad
Rock N' Roll
New Neighborhood
Pixel Palace Ode
Woot Woot
The Ruins
Up All Night
Lawrence of Arabia
Only The Lonely

"...Can one grow old gracefully with a name like Child Pornography? Apparently, yes. On this 3rd full length, She’s Got Legs, the youthful perkiness that has always characterized this band is not lost. Left behind though is the lo-fi buzz and hum. With clarity as a weapon, Child Pornography drive decisive guitar slices through epileptic beats for the most memorable autism-pop you’ve yet to hear.

This evolution in sound is not a change to maturity, but just a refining of how much yappering, melo-drama, and exclamation a band can really stuff into the sound known as ROCK. Don’t call them electroclash or nu-rave or whatever. These guys are the Rolling Stones of YOUR generation, so get struttin"

Too bad this album is completely unlistenable shit, but you still can check it out at Deathbomb Arc.

Monday, January 21, 2019

Child Pornography - The Beatles (2006)

Band: Child Pornography

Album: The Beatles

Year: 2006

Genre: Noise Rock, Synth Punk

Track List:

0% A.P.R.
Vacation (George Hearts Jenna)
Love 4 Sale
Ajax Kids
Tribute to the Godfather
The Fish
The World Political (Concert Mix)
Ghetto Blastini' Poodle Passini'
Werewolf City, Reprise Injustice
Feeling Good Feeling Fit
Single Cell Organism Blues
I Want My, I Want My, Sega Genisis
ALOHA!
Whereis Yr Limos
Oh Sean!
Free Pizza for the News Corporation with the Best Graphic Interface
How the Inquisition was Fun
Leave a Message
Directed By Leonard Nimoy

A lot of people wonder where they can find Child Pornography albums, but can't search for them without feeling awkward. So... you can find at least two of these (along with a lot of other music that'd fit in this blog) at the Deathbomb Arc Bandcamp page.

Sunday, January 20, 2019

Child Pornography - Homosexual Cookies (2003)

Band: Child Pornography

Album: Homosexual Cookies

Year: 2003

Genre: Noise Rock, Chiptune

Track List:

Fossil Combs
I Like Ponies
Mamba Juice
Sad Birthday
Wagon Wheels
Horror Geek
Existential Void In Space
Gruesome Twosome
The World Political
He's Our Next Door Neighbor And He Likes To Dance
Sock On My Foot
Corpse Sale
White Noise
Piano
The Revolutionary War As Told By Child Pornography
They Put Her In The Trash Can
The Scary
Dirty Socks
The Cow Song
Franchise Babe
Fresh Ice
The Short Collected Works Of Violins
Ice Cream Again (Extended Version)
Barber Blues
Loch Ness Blues

Arguably one of the best band names ever... and very search-friendly, that's for sure! No download link, sorry, although you should feel free to enter "Download Child Pornography" in google :3

Tuesday, December 25, 2018

V/A - Cucked For Christmas (2016)

Band: Various Artists

Album: Cucked For Christmas

Year: 2016

Genre: Porngrind, Cybergrind

Track List:

BxBx Beastiality Boys - Merry Cuckmas, You Filthy Animal.
BxBx Beastiality Boys - Santa Muthaphukkin Claus is Cummin Fo Yo Bitch Ass (Feat. Tyler of Giraffe Cock Impalement and Hepatectomy)
Menstrual Munchies - Fist Fucking A Prostitute Mid Fiesta
Menstrual Munchies - Stop Rape, Say Yes
Menstrual Munchies - She Grabs My Nuts When I Hit It From The Back
Menstrual Munchies - A$$ Clappin' Fag Basher
ANALMILK - Cunt Cooked Like A Christmas Goose
ANALMILK - All I Want For Christmas Is For Santa's Wife To Give Me Brain
ANALMILK - Deck The Halls With Guts Full Of Molly
Bong Full Of Cunt Juice - Kiss Shaves Santa!
Bong Full Of Cunt Juice - All We Wanted For Christmas Was Some Faygo, But Santa Gotta Be A Lil Ass Bitch And Put Us On His Naughty List.
Bong Full Of Cunt Juice - We Put Lean in Our Egg Nog
Bong Full Of Cunt Juice - The Cocaine Christmas Blues...

"Beastiality Boys" is a nice pun on Beastie Boys, isn't? Their side projects also have nice names; namely, $crilla Villa, Bong Full of Cunt Juice, Boobies Titties Big Ol' Juggers, Compact Cassette, Dicephalustetrapusdibrachius Anthropohagolagnia, Firby Nurbs, Gangrenous Gallbladder, Gravity Bong, JWH - 018, P.C.P., Paranoiamphetamine, Psychotic Depression, Sloshy Anal Gape, SxLxxOxAxDxKxSxOxTxFxOxAxAxFx, The X-Philes, Transorbital Lobotomy, Gynecomastia Hypertrophy Elephantiasis, and so on. And of course, it's good to see that the infamous "cuck" meme now has some use on the porngrind scene. Additionally, the google results for "Cucked for Christmas" are... interesting, to say the least.