This blog serves as a collection of the most unusual and/or worst music ever made, with the most ridiculous concepts (nazi reggae, zionist black metal, white power rap, 8-bit doom metal, and so on). Don't read this blog if you prefer only quality music, and/or if you're easily offended. You have been warned!
Bedroom black metal/synth with lyrics in Cornish language? Yeah, it is a thing. No idea what those track names mean, but they sound absolutely awesome.
Satirical musical project of the insult comedy YouTube channel Hipster Black Metal, ran by Nino R. Mejia
aka helloasswipes.
Bashing the clowns in the black metal industry. Tune in every week for more butthurt.
Genre: Black Metal Parody Country: Greece (in all seriousness, most likely USA)
Track List:
Spiritual Rebel Propaganda I: Cleansing of the Black Temple (from Reactionary Crybabies)
Spiritual Rebel Propaganda II: Hymn to our Dark Mothers Natalie Wynn, Kim Kelly and Anita Sarkeesian
Spiritual Rebel Propaganda III: The Road to Revolution is not Paved with Fake Unity
Spiritual Rebel Propaganda IV: Wanking with a Thesaurus in a Bardo Methodology Interview Doesn't Conceal Your Fascist Bullshit
Spiritual Rebel Propaganda V: The Passion of Father Impatient (Papa Anypomonos)
Spiritual Rebel Propaganda VI: Religious Antifascist Black Μetal Zealotry
A parody of Batushka and the related drama, the band claims to be a pair of Orthodox Monks from Mount Athos, Greece who rebelled against their spiritual leadership. "Μπατουσκα" is the transliteration of "Batouska" in the Greek alphabet.
Mike Tyson Thinks He's Tough Because He's a Rapist
Schmotz (Tears for Fears cover - Shout)
This Could Be an Anal Cunt Song Because It Reminds Me of Homos
Manowar Are No Kings of Metal (but Anti-Ben Is)
God Must Have Spent a Little More Time on You ('N Sync cover)
The Last Straw
Anti-Ben are an anonymous joke band from Battle Ground, Washington (one of the coolest placenames ever), singing mostly about hating everything and everyone named Ben. They claim to be friends with Ceremonial Castings and record in the Dark Forest Studio, but NONE of the members of Ceremonial Castings are in Anti-Ben (although i seriously doubt it). Anyway, the funniest thing about them is that they're still somewhat active after almost 20 years, and even have released several full-length albums.
"Racetraitor was a metalcore band from Chicago, Illinois who managed to
get on the covers of both Maximum Rock N' Roll and HeartattaCk before
releasing a note of music. Known for calling audience members "crackers"
and for espousing beliefs influenced by black nationalism, third
worldism and other anti-colonial ideologies (and for some members,
eventually, Islam)... The idea was to take the pejorative term "race traitor" used by white
American racists and claim it as a positive self-chosen label"
