Susvourtre - demo (1996)

Band: Susvourtre

Album: demo

Year: 1996

Genre: Black Noise

Country: France

Track List: 

1. Piggy Shaved Pussy
2. Susvourtre
3. Punisher
4. Deflowered At Five

Pedophilia-themed raw black metal by Vordb and Vorlok Drakksteim of Les Legions Noires, featuring only drums and bass guitar. Exceptionally bad even by LLN standards.

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Pederasty - We Have Your Children (1997)

Band: Pederasty

Album: We Have Your Children

Year: 1997

Genre: Death Metal

Country: USA

Track List:

1. Orgies of the Unholy
2. Rationalized Killing
3. Denial of the After Life
4. Self-Inflicted Head Wounds
5. Kneel Down Before the Goat

Decided to check it out because of the name. Actually, it's pretty good for an old obscure metal demo:

Child Pornography - She's Got Legs (2008)

Band: Child Pornography

Album: She's Got Legs

Year: 2008

Genre: Noise Rock, Synth Punk

Track List:

1. Oh Baby
2. Honey Bear
3. TV's Gotta Hold On Me
4. Fashion Vomit
5. Cold Fingers
6. Fuck'n With MC Ren
7. I Wanna Hurt
8. Power Ballad
9. Rock N' Roll
10. New Neighborhood
11. Pixel Palace Ode
12. Woot Woot
13. The Ruins
14. Up All Night
15. Lawrence of Arabia
16. Only The Lonely

"...Can one grow old gracefully with a name like Child Pornography? Apparently, yes. On this 3rd full length, She’s Got Legs, the youthful perkiness that has always characterized this band is not lost. Left behind though is the lo-fi buzz and hum. With clarity as a weapon, Child Pornography drive decisive guitar slices through epileptic beats for the most memorable autism-pop you’ve yet to hear. 

This evolution in sound is not a change to maturity, but just a refining of how much yappering, melo-drama, and exclamation a band can really stuff into the sound known as ROCK. Don’t call them electroclash or nu-rave or whatever. These guys are the Rolling Stones of YOUR generation, so get struttin"

Too bad this album is completely unlistenable shit, but you still can check it out at Deathbomb Arc.

Child Pornography - The Beatles (2006)

Band: Child Pornography

Album: The Beatles

Year: 2006

Genre: Noise Rock, Synth Punk

Track List:

1. 0% A.P.R. 
2. Vacation (George Hearts Jenna)
3. Love 4 Sale
4. Ajax Kids
5. Tribute to the Godfather
6. The Fish
7. The World Political (Concert Mix)
8. Ghetto Blastini' Poodle Passini'
9. Werewolf City, Reprise Injustice
10. Feeling Good Feeling Fit
11. Single Cell Organism Blues
12. I Want My, I Want My, Sega Genisis
13. ALOHA!
14. Whereis Yr Limos
15. Oh Sean!
16. Free Pizza for the News Corporation with the Best Graphic Interface
17. How the Inquisition was Fun
18. Leave a Message
19. Directed By Leonard Nimoy 

A lot of people wonder where they can find Child Pornography albums, but can't search for them without feeling awkward. So... you can find at least two of these (along with a lot of other music that'd fit in this blog) at the Deathbomb Arc Bandcamp page.

Child Pornography - Homosexual Cookies (2003)

Band: Child Pornography

Album: Homosexual Cookies

Year: 2003

Genre: Noise Rock, Chiptune

Track List:

1. Fossil Combs
2. I Like Ponies
3. Mamba Juice
4. Sad Birthday
5. Wagon Wheels
6. Horror Geek
7. Existential Void In Space
8. Gruesome Twosome
9. The World Political
10. He's Our Next Door Neighbor And He Likes To Dance
11. Sock On My Foot
12. Corpse Sale
13. White Noise
14. Piano
15. The Revolutionary War As Told By Child Pornography
16. They Put Her In The Trash Can
17. The Scary
18. Dirty Socks
19. The Cow Song
20. Franchise Babe
21. Fresh Ice
22. The Short Collected Works Of Violins
23. Ice Cream Again (Extended Version)
24. Barber Blues
25. Loch Ness Blues

Arguably one of the best band names ever... and very search-friendly, that's for sure! No download link, sorry, although you should feel free to enter "Download Child Pornography" in google :3

V/A - Cucked For Christmas (2016)

Band: Various Artists

Album: Cucked For Christmas

Year: 2016

Genre: Porngrind, Cybergrind

Track List:

1. BxBx Beastiality Boys - Merry Cuckmas, You Filthy Animal.
2. BxBx Beastiality Boys - Santa Muthaphukkin Claus is Cummin Fo Yo Bitch Ass (Feat. Tyler of Giraffe Cock Impalement and Hepatectomy)
3. Menstrual Munchies - Fist Fucking A Prostitute Mid Fiesta
4. Menstrual Munchies - Stop Rape, Say Yes
5. Menstrual Munchies - She Grabs My Nuts When I Hit It From The Back
6. Menstrual Munchies - A$$ Clappin' Fag Basher
7. ANALMILK - Cunt Cooked Like A Christmas Goose
8. ANALMILK - All I Want For Christmas Is For Santa's Wife To Give Me Brain
9. ANALMILK - Deck The Halls With Guts Full Of Molly
10. Bong Full Of Cunt Juice - Kiss Shaves Santa!
11. Bong Full Of Cunt Juice - All We Wanted For Christmas Was Some Faygo, But Santa Gotta Be A Lil Ass Bitch And Put Us On His Naughty List. 
12. Bong Full Of Cunt Juice - We Put Lean in Our Egg Nog 
13. Bong Full Of Cunt Juice - The Cocaine Christmas Blues...

"Beastiality Boys" is a nice pun on Beastie Boys, isn't? Their side projects also have nice names; namely, $crilla Villa, Bong Full of Cunt Juice, Boobies Titties Big Ol' Juggers, Compact Cassette, Dicephalustetrapusdibrachius Anthropohagolagnia, Firby Nurbs, Gangrenous Gallbladder, Gravity Bong, JWH - 018, P.C.P., Paranoiamphetamine, Psychotic Depression, Sloshy Anal Gape, SxLxxOxAxDxKxSxOxTxFxOxAxAxFx, The X-Philes, Transorbital Lobotomy, Gynecomastia Hypertrophy Elephantiasis, and so on. And of course, it's good to see that the infamous "cuck" meme now has some use on the porngrind scene. Additionally, the google results for "Cucked for Christmas" are... interesting, to say the least.

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Assacre - Fantastic Illusions Worth Dying For (2005)

Band: Assacre

Album: Fantastic Illusions Worth Dying For

Year: 2005

Genre: Noise, Avant-garde Metal, Gay Metal

Country: USA

Track List:

1. Fantastic Illusions Worth Dying For
2. Satyriasis De Minimis
3. Gayer Than God
4. Kalos K'agathos Gorgos
5. Cyclops Genesis
6. I Have Fifteen Legs
7. Thy Crystal Obelisk Shall Ascend Into Stormclouds of Mechanical Mystery
8. The Ultimate Value of Human Life

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Umbra Necroza Noptiera - Kurse Ov The Osterbunny (2018)

Band: Umbra Necroza Noptiera

Album: Kurse Ov The Osterbunny

Year: 2018

Genre: Black Metal Parody

Country: Hungary

Track List:

1. Ov Lamb And Ov Drob
2. The Real Incipit (Welcome To Hell)
3. At The Oster Lunch Ov Satan (feat. Donald Drack)
4. Cvltists Ov Noptiera
5. Gloria In Paschae Ut Bunny
6. Rize Ov The Cvcks
7. Satan
8. Etihw Eporue Peek

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Neckbeard Deathcamp - White Nationalism is for Basement Dwelling Losers (2018)

Band: Neckbeard Deathcamp

Album: White Nationalism is for Basement Dwelling Losers

Year: 2018

Genre: 4chan Black Metal / Grindcore

Country: France

Track List:

1. Cucked (Intro)
2. The Left Are the Real Fascists
3. Zyklon /b/
4. XXXL Obersturmfuhrer Leather Duster
5. Incel Warfare
6. Please Respond (I Showed You My Penis)
7. The Fetishization ov Asian Women Despite a Demand for a Pure White Race (Outro)

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Gaylord - The Black Metal Scene Needs to Be Destroyed (2018)

Band: Gaylord

Album: The Black Metal Scene Needs to Be Destroyed

Year: 2018

Genre: Gay Black Metal

Country: UK

Track List:

1. Intro: Leviathan Gaap Baphomet Titivillus Qarinah
2. Neo-nazi Metalheads Will Be Hanged and Their Broken Corpses Openly Mocked
3. Summoning Krieg Facebook Legions
4. Coward Authoritarian Apologist Bootlicking Kvlt
5. Nice Sun Cross Tattoo Asshole
6. Odin Doesn't Listen to NSBM You Inbred Alt-right Shitheels
7. Varg Impaled
8. All Hail the New Wave

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