This blog serves as a collection of the most unusual and/or worst music ever made, with the most ridiculous concepts (nazi reggae, zionist black metal, white power rap, 8-bit doom metal, and so on). Don't read this blog if you prefer only quality music, and/or if you're easily offended. You have been warned!
I found out about Ancient Chinese Penis due to one of those lists of "the most ridiculous band names ever", but couldn't find any info on then, so I thought it was just a joke. Later it turned out that such a band actually existed!
Bedroom black metal/synth with lyrics in Cornish language? Yeah, it is a thing. No idea what those track names mean, but they sound absolutely awesome.
Satirical musical project of the insult comedy YouTube channel Hipster Black Metal, ran by Nino R. Mejia
aka helloasswipes.
Bashing the clowns in the black metal industry. Tune in every week for more butthurt.
Genre: Black Metal Parody Country: Greece (in all seriousness, most likely USA)
Track List:
Spiritual Rebel Propaganda I: Cleansing of the Black Temple (from Reactionary Crybabies)
Spiritual Rebel Propaganda II: Hymn to our Dark Mothers Natalie Wynn, Kim Kelly and Anita Sarkeesian
Spiritual Rebel Propaganda III: The Road to Revolution is not Paved with Fake Unity
Spiritual Rebel Propaganda IV: Wanking with a Thesaurus in a Bardo Methodology Interview Doesn't Conceal Your Fascist Bullshit
Spiritual Rebel Propaganda V: The Passion of Father Impatient (Papa Anypomonos)
Spiritual Rebel Propaganda VI: Religious Antifascist Black Μetal Zealotry
A parody of Batushka and the related drama, the band claims to be a pair of Orthodox Monks from Mount Athos, Greece who rebelled against their spiritual leadership. "Μπατουσκα" is the transliteration of "Batouska" in the Greek alphabet.
Mike Tyson Thinks He's Tough Because He's a Rapist
Schmotz (Tears for Fears cover - Shout)
This Could Be an Anal Cunt Song Because It Reminds Me of Homos
Manowar Are No Kings of Metal (but Anti-Ben Is)
God Must Have Spent a Little More Time on You ('N Sync cover)
The Last Straw
Anti-Ben are an anonymous joke band from Battle Ground, Washington (one of the coolest placenames ever), singing mostly about hating everything and everyone named Ben. They claim to be friends with Ceremonial Castings and record in the Dark Forest Studio, but NONE of the members of Ceremonial Castings are in Anti-Ben (although i seriously doubt it). Anyway, the funniest thing about them is that they're still somewhat active after almost 20 years, and even have released several full-length albums.
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